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Pignika Coke Whale

The Pignika Coke Whale, scientifically known as 'Cokus Pignikus' is a remarkable obese marine mammal that inhabits the coken jungle in which it very often consumes the native coca plant leaves. The pignika coke whale is a massive creature, measuring up to 98 feet in circumference, its rotund body is reminiscent of a bloated barrel. Its age is a point of concern, standing at 42 whole years, it's considered ancient among its species.
Person 1: "What is that gigantic thing in the zoo???"
Person 2: "Oh, nothing alarming, that's just the pignika coke whale"
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The Breaching Whale Maneuver

The moment of relief experienced by the person giving head under the covers when they fling off the covers and take a glorious deep breath before returning to their feast.
He timed the breaching whale maneuver so that he could also catch that one Aragorn scene in LOTR that was still playing on the TV.
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Feeding the tic tac to the whale 

When a girl is so loose your penis feels like a tic tac thrown into a whales mouth.
I was smashing that puss or so i thought but it was really feeding the tic tac to the whale.

mr. whale 

user: !define gumball
mr. whale: gumball - a candy representing the feeling of chewing a t******e
user: what the fuck
mr. whale by elsqued November 1, 2024

mr. whale 

the FUCKING MORON WHO POLLUTES GAMEJOLT CHATS ((most of) the baldis basics scratch community hates him!!)
mr. whale: Thank you for adding me to your group! Use !help for a list of commands.

baldi scratch person: !leave YOU FUCKING MORON

mr. whale: Bye Bye 👋
mr. whale by elsqued December 19, 2023

waler boler 

A term in basketball used to define skill.
When I made that splash I was so wet I could fill two waler bolers.
Similar to a chalupa and contains whale meat
"You don't have any whales? your sign says Whale World. . ."

-This is Mexico, that says Wahale World. . .a Wahale is kinda like a chalupa, it has whale in it
Wahale by Mike Epic July 8, 2009