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bastardo 

Anyone and everything ever to have existed. Can be used to express extreme frustration with a person, object or situation. Best when pronounced with an Italian accent, a la Assassin's Creed 2.
He just cut me off! Bastardo!
That bastardo stole my donkey!
BASTARDO!!!
bastardo by screed February 17, 2010

lying bastard 

As symple as the term is. In which it means you are a lying bastard.
Dan is a lying bastard. That bastard!
lying bastard by blah September 17, 2003

Blasting Taft 

He got caught blasting Taft in his bedroom.
Blasting Taft by Joe Kalicki July 3, 2007

crap bastard 

1. Someone who has let another down, usually having reneged on a promise or understanding.

2. A person lacking integrity, who goes back on their word; typically due to laziness, cowardice and/or greed.

3. A severe character flaw, manifestation of irresponsibility.
The previous homeowner was supposed to have replaced the water heater before we'd moved in. Crap bastard!

He/She stood me up again. Crap bastard!

Wasn't he/she supposed to be looking for a job? Crap bastard!
crap bastard by Kailash September 21, 2008

Motherless Bastard 

A double insult, accusing one of having no father or mother, implying that one was simply found somewhere, possibly under a flat rock or some other place where disgusting things might be found.
Motherless Bastard by MITB December 29, 2007

God Damn Bastard 

The idiot that complains about someone deleting his definitions.
That god damn bastard is a retard. That god damn bastard doesn't have a life.
God Damn Bastard by Dude Grease October 7, 2006