September 8th, 2022 

The day that the "immortal" queen died.

I can't believe I outlived the old immortal hag, she died on September 8th, 2022!

September 8th, 2022 by zrlx September 8, 2022

September 12 

Let any boy smash you on September 12. Any co workers or kids from school have the opportunity and the girl can’t resist

It’s September 12, I have to smash you

September 12 by Josesmashurmom September 11, 2022

Super Squirt September 

The female equivalent of No Nut November but fingering

Hey girl, how’s Super Squirt September going?

Amazing, I already fingered myself three times today

Super Squirt September by Nukeeeeeeeé November 22, 2019

January February March April May June July August September October November December (2) 

JaFeMaApMaJuJuAuSeOcNoDe - jafemapjujasocnod - jamapjuscod japjored jabored jbored bored bored bored

Ignore my previous definition when i say "congrats you passed as any human can be bored" that doesn't make any sense, I meant that there are not many people who type all the months when bored because they have qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and stuff like that.

Im so bored i will search January February March April May June July August September October November December (2)

January February March April May June July August September October November December (2) by tecopux January 18, 2022

september 11

this day you have to fck with you're boyfriend/girlfriend like in the film '50 shades of Grey'

"Marha, today is september 11, lets have sex like Cristian Grey"

september 11 by 110 c.c. September 9, 2019

September 23: Knee-a-guy day 

September 23, the day where you get to knee a guy where the sun doesn't shine. They get to slap our ass on April 11th? We get to knee them n the balls.

Jason: OW WHAT THE HELL

Katie: Its September 23: Knee-a-guy day, darling. Hope you make it to class in time.😘

September 23: Knee-a-guy day by TheGaysAreHere January 8, 2020

September 8 

The bitches born on this day fuck with u after a breakup and make everything sound like its ur fault.

Person 1: are you born on September 8?
Person 2: yeah? Why?

Person 1: cuz ur fucking with me

September 8 by dontwalkonme March 11, 2020