Clintonic Suicide 

Whenever someone connected to the Clintons, Epstein, or a whistleblower of any sort who has never been suicidal is found dead and the cause of death is suicide.

“Yo man did you hear how a witness is gonna take the stand against Epstein?”
“Do you live under a rock bro? He said he was willing to spill the beans on everything but then they found him hanging in his jail cell, said he was suffering from mental illness.”

“Ah damn the state got him, that’s the third Clintonic Suicide this year”

Clintonic Suicide by Dredgen May 11, 2023

accidental suicide 

when you accidentally kill yourself

kelly: ever heard of an accidental suicide?
billy: no?
kelly: fuckin idiot

accidental suicide by ur dads clit August 16, 2023

sanctioned suicide

A former subreddit on Reddit which acted as a pro-suicide forum. It was later banned from Reddit and moved to it's own site, popularized by a video about the site by the YouTuber Tantacruel.

According to some news articles, multiple deaths were attributed to the sites after users were coached on different suicide methods.

Guy 1: Apparently Jeff died after looking for methods on that site sanctioned suicide.
Guy 2: So sad. He will be missed.

sanctioned suicide by CyanideAndSadness September 7, 2023

carolina suicide 

When you puke,piss,shit,vomit,spit on your womens vagina then you slice the tip of your penis and proceed to have sex

Hey babe want a carolina suicide?

carolina suicide by Philma wood October 13, 2023

The Suicide Machines 

Their name sounds like they will kill your family. They will not.

1: Whatcha listening to?
2: The suicide machines
1: Please don't hurt me

The Suicide Machines by subway572572 December 3, 2023

Romantic Suicide 

Verb

1. The act of killing ones self due to the ending of a romantic relationship, generally because they cared about it deeply and it was what they only had left

The relationship meant so much to him he almost commit "romantic suicide"

Romantic Suicide by ctpenguin11 May 6, 2024

technical suicide

Technical suicide (or T-suicide) is a way to say that you're gonna be under pressure when dealing with technical shit, like programming or IT management or hardware engineering and such

Man I'm already commiting technical suicide
Okay fuck this I'm gonna commit T-suicide

technical suicide by Trollow December 27, 2024