Whomper

Similar to a country bumpkin a whomper is a loud obnoxious sometimes rowdy person known to be silly making jokes and causing a scene. Most likely comes from a smaller town, lower class and have a simple job and means of life.

Those jolly whompers in Slayton, MN are always hanging out around the bar never having a place they need to be.

by Book nerd March 21, 2023

Whomperknogging

Similar to lolygagging, wasting time or becoming distracted, only by men in a gay way. Typically friends in a joking and/or flirtatious manner.

I ended up whomperknogging with Isaac for half an hour on my way to the bathroom.

by Butt_Crack_Bandit May 31, 2023

whompdonkey

A raging, bass-faced ignoramus who has consumed so much productivity powder (cocaine) and chinese confusion powder (ketamine) that they have head-banged themselves retarded at the rail.

That fuckin whompdonkey stole my gf at subtronics with a bag of peruvian nasel fuel.

by Whompdonkey January 6, 2024

Whooped

A term that describes men who were turned into their wife's submissive boy toys.

Guy 1: Isn't that Larry with Susan?
Guy 2: Yeah, I think she whooped him into shape!

by Chuli-P January 13, 2024

Whomper

Relating to the word "Whomp" but in the form of a physical being. When there are no other words that could possibly summarize how much energy and joy a thing/person drains from you.

"I really thought I was gonna enjoy Evil Dead Rise, but it ended up being a total whomper!"

"Jim wouldn't shut the fuck up about his dad during the party, that dude is a total whomper."

by BorgGlorger January 15, 2024

whomper stomper

Basically shoes

i got some whomper stompers on my feet

by Gold⚡️mine December 2, 2024

whomper

A very very overweight person. This guy makes a sumo wrestler look like a supermodel.

Eric: Wow look at that whomper .
Shawn: Geez, he has his own gravitational pull.

by Xondo March 28, 2024