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Presidential Mask 

When you ejaculate on your partner’s face and then let them role their face in a pile of paper money. Whatever sticks to their face, they get to keep.
Hey Cameron, I cashed my stimulus check and my wife said I could giver her a presidential mask!

Presidential fade 

Calling off or breaking up with a significant other by reaching out and making an effort in the relationship less and less until the significant other is being ignored.
Rather than being straight forward and breaking up her boyfriend Jim, Susan did the presidential fade.
Presidential fade by ABirdM June 29, 2022

Presidential Consummation 

Outlined in Article Two section Eight of the United States Constitution, the President elect and Vice President elect must have passionate sex before the presidential inauguration, or else the election results will be voided. To ensure checks and balance in the executive branch and with other branches, this act must feature the president elect elect in a dominant position to the submissive Vice President elect, and the process must be overseen by the SCOTUS judges to ensure completion.
Bro if Desantis wins in 2024 with a male vp, he’ll have to have gay sex because of the presidential consummation! Take that homophobes!”

Presidential Diaper 

A presidential diaper is a diaper you use when you become president
Old President: I'm free i don't have to wear these presidential diapers
New president: Now I get to wear these Presidential Diapers

Presidential Portrait 

Another word for a police photograph (mug-shot), in reference to the police photograph taken of the 45th president of the United States in the Fulton County jail in the year 2023.
The businessman committed tax evasion, so now he is being prosecuted and his Presidential Portrait is all over the news.
Presidential Portrait by Talos_Auto September 3, 2023

presidential grudge fuck 

The systematic identification, indictment and prosecution of any person suspected of harboring opposing counter- party, anti-authoritarian political ideology.
It’s hard to lose at the polls when the threat of a presidential grudge fuck undermines voter election confidence, short-circuits election integrity, supplants established democracy and aligns comfortably with the deranged agenda of other non-democratic sociopathic leaders.
presidential grudge fuck by YAWA November 17, 2023