poodle groomer 

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Dude she is a freaking poodle groomer. I heard she ate Susan out the other night at that party

poodle groomer by urbanboss22 July 1, 2008

poodle bluffing 

Poodle bluffing is attempting to intimidate someone who outclasses the poodle bluffer in a very obvious way. Think Pee-Wee Herman challenging Carrot Top to a fist fight.

Toy poodles are angry and bitter little creatures. Perhaps they feel slighted by the evolutionary process having taken away their natural survival skills in exchange for poofy hair and the ability to dig holes. Generation after generation of inbreeding created this feisty little abomination, lending itself to retarded behavior like poodle bluffing.

Guy 1: When I asked if he was gay, Tom insisted on his heterosexuality and showed me his Rolodex full of call girls.

Guy 2: He's just poodle bluffing, everyone knows that Tom is a peter puffer.

poodle bluffing by THIS-guy-!!!! July 9, 2010

poodle stick 

poodle stick is a mans genitle area

Dont touch my poodle stick go get ur own

poodle stick by bloszoom May 2, 2006

poodle tweaker 

When a black kid and his white friend are having gay anal sex.

Did you see that poodle tweaker!

poodle tweaker by Th3R3@!D3@L January 2, 2010

Poodle Juice 

The sexual act when a man urinates and cums inside the butthole of the other person then the other person procedes to fart creating a bubble that squirts in the man's Face

Man: "That stupid bitch totally squirted me in the face with her poodle juice."
Friend: Ha, you suck."
Man: "It's not my fault i had to piss after i came."

Poodle Juice by Ur just mad Im sexier than you July 7, 2010

poodle doo

Hairstyle of a frumpy woman that wants the ease of wash and go.

Gladys said to Mavis "I just get my hair permed so I don't have to do a thing with it, it literally takes me two minutes to get to get ready in the morning! It is wash and go,it's called the poodle doo."

poodle doo by leesy March 5, 2008

poodle puncher 

POODLE PUNCHER-

1. one who has a sex fetish with the family pet,
2. beatting the shit out ones dog,
3. one who loves doggy style then cracks her in the back of the nugget.

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poodle puncher by joey pumpkin October 1, 2006