Professional Platter Rejuvenator 

A fancy word for dishwasher, used to make your job sound more complicated than what it really is.

Aren't you a dishwasher?", "No, I am a Professional Platter Rejuvenator.

Professional Platter Rejuvenator by Nathanial CW September 9, 2010

The Platter 

A drunken prank of knowingly shitting on one's toilet lid to be discovered later by a unsuspecting person. Usually done at a friends house you just don't give a fuck about or at a random house party. Basically one upping the Upper Deck.

Dude go check out the platter I just left in the bathroom, grab your shit let's get out of here .
Who the fuck left the platter in my bathroom, I went to take a piss and all I see is a shit mound on the toilet lid.

The Platter by 9 1/2 Limp, magine dat!!! December 18, 2010

Plastered

Where a guy's balls are so sweaty, that his sack is "plastered" to his legs. Having ones balls "plastered" usually results in having to peel the nut sack off of the inside of the leg when one itches his nuts or pisses.

"Dude, it's like a damn sauna in here, my nuts are plastered."

"Want me to get the spatula to help peel it off?

Plastered by Domesapp December 6, 2013

pittsburgh platter 

to take a shit on your partner after engaging in anal sex

After I railed my girl friend in her ass, I dropped a nice Pittsburgh Platter on her chest

pittsburgh platter by Hot dog Bunning April 23, 2005

veggie platter 

A sexual position involving saran wrap and feces. The saran wrap is put on top of the girl's (or guy's) mouth and then the male (or female) takes a crap in the saran wrap. The girl (or guy) then chews on the delicious shit treat, the veggie platter.

Guy: Can I shit in this saran wrap and make you chew it for an enjoyable veggie platter?
Girl: Hell yes you can, I sure do love me some veggie platter!

veggie platter by John Strokesman June 17, 2010

pu pu platter 

A term used to describe a form of oral sex on an female where one her partner eats her out and switches between licking her butt crack and her vagina. It's a cross between "eating pussy" and "tossing salad" that only a very brave few try.

She totally freaked out on me when I tried to do a pu pu platter on her last night, she told me it was one or the other not both.

pu pu platter by The_KMZ May 4, 2009

pittsburg platter 

squatting over a loved ones face and dropping a deuce onto their eagerly awaiting face.

I ate Mexican for lunch,so my girlfriend couldn't wait for me to give her a pittsburg platter.

pittsburg platter by Scott311 July 18, 2006