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map of Italy 

A stubborn shit stain across the back of the porcelain that was'n't double flushed by the usually drunken last user. Some maps have been known to last many months, even years in some student houses.

It is quite permissible to change the name of the map, for instance, if it has been influenced by Thai chillies or is shaped liked Australia. The choices are endless!
"Ohhhh my god!!! Who left a map of Italy in the bowl?!? You Know my parents are coming to visit the flat in 20 minutes!"
map of Italy by dreddjay February 18, 2013

staten italy

Little Italy neighborhoods in Staten Island. I don't know what that one racist cat is talking about. First of all, Italians aren't white at all. Most of us, especially Southern Italians, are dark-skinned. I am actually brown-skinned. We have been lynched (actually, we were the second most lynched group in the South, next to blacks), discriminated against, and shit on by WASPs and whiteboys every since we came to this country. My grandfather couldn't get into college because they had a quota for Italians, Jews, and Blacks. Italians have faced hardships and racism. Hell, you wont believe how many times I've been called "dago", "wop", or "goombah" in my life. So fuck you. Also, most of us are accepting of all different people of all different backgrounds. I got black, Irish, and Puerto Rican friends as well as Italian friends. Anyone who is a good person is alright with me.
"That asshole was badmouthing guineas in Staten Italy and Brooklyn. Fuck him and anyone who is racist against any group."
staten italy by Callmarcus November 15, 2007

Little Italy

Slang term for penis. Originated in the Northeast United States
Jake: “How was your day” *reaches for Little Italy*
Adam: “Woah, stay away from my Little Italy
Little Italy by Poopmaster January 25, 2022

Shape of Italy 

The passive aggressive way to communicate to your friend in Call of Duty: Rebirth, that you want to “boot” the randoms you found in the LFG(Looking for a Group) section of Xbox.
*Random baits you and then leaves you to die/Throws load out in the wide open*

Trap House Lit: Shape of Italy?
Tex: Yep, shape of Italy

*You’ve been kicked from the party*
Shape of Italy by COD Dictionaries September 12, 2021

Little Italy

Little Italy is a girl that is small but has a big personality. She is not afraid to speak up for herself or her girls. She is ferocious and she is a feisty one. She is a good time, always down for some fun. She is almost always DTF. She is also a member of the NBC. They have massive tits. POW.
"Dayum, that girl is such a little italy"

"Yo don't mess with little italy"

"Back the fuck, little italy coming through"

Tour of Italy 

When you fill your ass with spaghetti sauce and blast it on someone's face.
"The Tour of Italy tastes Italian to me."

"Yes, I'd love to take a Tour of Italy."
Tour of Italy by TouchGwendal April 9, 2012