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san diego howdy 

French style kissing someone while they are taking a poop on the toilet.
Cmon! Go kiss him while he's pooping...give him a San Diego howdy.
From 'Glee' - "Your wife will be pushing out a baby of her boy howdy in five months."
boy howdy by CharlesCarmichael October 5, 2009
1. An exclamation most typically used by those exposed to (and not utterly embarrassed by) southern culture. It is, in essence, the southern version of the urban expression 'girl bye'. When spoken sarcastically, it is used to render a thing ridiculous or label it unimportant. When spoken sincerely, it is similar to the expression 'hot dog!' and implies that a thing is impressive, pleasantly surprising, intriguing or a combination of the three.

2. An anatomical orifice used in the act of sex, such as a woman's vagina or a person's anus. The mouth is not typically referred to as a 'boy howdy,' though it, too, fits this description.
Examples include the term 'boy howdy' in snippets of hypothetical conversation, and should be imagined or read aloud in a southern accent.

1.

Boy me & Rick went down to the crick last yesterday and just guess what we saw!

- Now what was that?

We saw us three of THE LOVELIEST creatures bathin' in all god's glory.

-Did you see nipple? It only counts if you saw nipple.

Hell yes we saw nipple.

-Boy howdy!

OR

Golly gee Kyle, me and the boys are heading over to the bowling ally and we're gonna have us a mighty good time! We might even get a little crazy and have a whole dang pitcher of soda, I bet we will. Wanna come?

-Boy howdy...

2.

Condom or nothing, Rick. Make your choice. I don't care if they're not fun, I'll TELL you what's not fun. Growing a whole goddamn person inside you for nine months and then having to push the gaddamn thing out of your boy howdy. I mean it. Condoms or gtfo.
boy howdy by Howd'yDoo July 23, 2011

anti-howdy 

Anti-howdy is how one says goodbye to a hick.
Billybob: See y'all later
You: Anti-howdy
Billybob: Yep Anti-howdy to you too.
anti-howdy by David Altena December 10, 2008

The howdy partner 

To ponytail-buttplug your boyfriend while riding him and slapping his testicles.
bf: "Honey i'm playing red dead redemption 2, i wish it would be more realistic..."
gf: "wanna be like a horse in rdr?"
bf: "lets do the howdy partner!"
The howdy partner by 187pimp October 28, 2018

the silent howdy 

When one or more people Jack off in front of a sleeping person as soon as the jizz hits the sleeping persons face both people scream Howdy
Me and Jack have the silent Howdy to Jessica