smegma brains 

Smegma brains, a term used for rather annoying people who are unaturaly red.

The term can also be used for a certain someone who gets there dashes ( - ) and apostrophies ( ' ) confused.

Finaly the term can be referrred to someone who has smegma breath.

"Hi andrew" said dongcan.
"Oh my god your breath stinks , ewwww smegma brains" said andrew.


Dongcan now turns into smegma brains.

smegma brains by annonomus moose July 17, 2006

smegma paintbrush 

The act of puking on someone's chest and then wiping the vomit around with your scrotum.

Guy #1: That girl last night was so freaky, she made me do a Smegma Paintbrush.

Guy #2: What the fuck is that?

Guy #1: Well, I'm... I'm not proud.

smegma paintbrush by Kitty Licker 666 January 19, 2014

smegma team 

A group of asshole smegheads that nobody likes. Any group of jerkoffs, dickwads, jocks, or morons. A bunch of useless wankers that hang out together. Also, any sports team that has the record for consecutive losses.

"Hey look, here comes the smegma team down the hall". "The smegma team lost another game yesterday". "It's the smegma team and their captain Johnny Dickwad".

smegma team by Kirrock63 June 27, 2009

Smegma rifle 

a special rifle that fires the collected smegma from around the unwashed foreskin

She stroked my rifle and it disharged an unrequested round of smegma to the eye

Smegma rifle by chap the lad October 18, 2003

Smegma brain 

Currdled Penis sweat

Damn you can make some fucked up yogurt with smegma brain.

Smegma brain by Smeg the retard January 13, 2009

smegma breath 

Someone who frequents SSP.

Example MMN is such a Smegma Breath

smegma breath by MMN January 18, 2003

smegma brains 

A moron with no friends or is homosexual. Therefore, their brain(s) is full of or made of smegma.

Bell end: I do it because black people do.
Other person: Your not black.
Bell end: *Looks at skin* Oh yeah!
Other person: Smegma brains.

smegma brains by :x-y-z: July 22, 2006