Mercedes-Benz CLK 

A mid-sized sport/luxury coupe (often times appearing as a convertible), produced by Mercedes-Benz from 1996-2009.

There were two "generations" of this model; 1996-2003 & 2004-2009.

Most models come with either a V6 (CLK320) or a V8 engine (CLK500), with the CLK55 AMG boasting a 5.4L V8.

Considered by many to be a very reliable, somewhat reasonably priced Mercedes. Both generations have gorgeous front grills, stylish lines, 17" alloy wheels, and most come with bi-xenon HID headlights (among numerous other options).

"I'm dippin' down the freeway in my Mercedes-Benz CLK"

*or*
"Is that Mercedes-Benz CLK320 a coupe or a convertible?"

Mercedes-Benz CLK by Benz_beezy February 21, 2012

Mercedes AMG F1 

LET BOTTAS WIN FFS!

Typical weekend for Mercedes AMG F1
James: Valtteri , its James, hold position even though you are about to pass him.
Bottas: *screams in finnish*

Mercedes AMG F1 by batteryvoltas February 20, 2021

Mercedes-Benz 

A german car manufacturer that produces expensive luxury cars, good looking cars that are very unreliable, and when they break down, it will cost more than a honda to fix them.

My mercedes-benz 92 s class breaks down at least twice a year, damn w140.

Mercedes-Benz by imfromdearborn September 4, 2006

mercedes-benz 

mercedes are starting to become shit. Lexus and BMW and even cadillac are nicer.
the new audi are amazing and russian cars are shit hahahaha

dude the door on my new 52 grand E-class just fell off.

mercedes-benz by zaed March 16, 2005

Mercedes-Benz 

Automobile manufacturer founded in 1890, and has since contributed some of the finest mass produced automobiles in history, as well as being a name synonymous with luxury and performance. Sadly since thier merger with Chrysler (The pimple on the ass of the American automotive market) in 1998, thier quality has noticably taken a massive hit.

I used to own a Mercedes Benz, but I would much rather own a Ferrari 612 Scaglietti

Mercedes-Benz by preppyguy21 August 20, 2004

Mercedes-Benz 

A Mercedes-Benz is the finest automobile available. And one of the finest MB available is the 1985 300SD. After 1985 the quality started to deteoriate. A 1985 MB 300SD is the finest driving automobile, and in a class of its own. Nothing else comes close. A good solid heavy car and when fitted with the Diesel engine, you have an automobile that will deliver good fuel mileage. You are driving the safest automobile available. With regular maintenance a 1985 MB300SD will travel for well over 500,000 miles. The driving experience is nothing short of amazing. Other drivers of much lesser cars show the Benz driver the respect he deserves for making such a wise buying decision (with the exception being those Japanese tin can jockys). Once you drive a 1985 300SD your search for the perfect automobile is over. While MB's are very expensive they will last for 40 or more years if taken care of. When you look out across that massive hood and see that Star Ornament guiding the way you know the definition of "King of the Road".

Hot Chick "I love your car, Take me for a ride in your Mercedes-Benz"
Motorist "Sure honey, hop in"
pedestrian "Dude that is the coolest ride ever, my dream is to own one"
Motorist "son, that is everyones dream"

Mercedes-Benz by takethathill August 19, 2006

Mercedes Mistress 

A car so fine, you'd have sex with it if you could. Pure eye candy. Like a mistress, it's responsive and low maintenance, but expects to be treated like the fine piece of art it is. Unlike a real mistress, it is the ultimate toy for picking up the ladies.

"When I pulled up in my new Mercedes Mistress, all the ladies took notice."

Mercedes Mistress by FzlDzl February 1, 2009