hydrophobic dishwasher 

What you call Somebody when they suck at any game

guy 1: BRO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!!

guy 2: STOP BEING A HYDROPHOBIC DISHWASHER AND DO YOUR ONE DAMN JOB

hydrophobic dishwasher by DarkStorm460000 March 12, 2025

Mongolian Dishwasher 

The Mongolian Dishwasher is the act where a friend of your puts dish soap into his mouth and you take your balls out and dunk them into your friends mouth with the dish soap in his mouth.

You: "Yo bro, want to do some Mongolian Dishwashing?"
Bro: "Hell yeah, I already got the dish soap!"
Mongolian Dishwasher: *the act of your friend putting dish soap into his mouth and you dunking your balls into his throat*

Mongolian Dishwasher by 3han June 7, 2025

Canadian Dishwasher 

Strongest of all nation's dishwashers. Able to break the handle off multiple Olivia Newtown John Cups.

The Canadian dishwasher was almost as strong as Greg, but not quite. Also, Mrs. Crabtree eats paper.

Canadian Dishwasher by Corona penguin August 25, 2025

puple monkey dishwasher 

having sex and just before a womans orgasm,leaving the head slightly in as she squirts the puple monkey is dishwashing

she orgazemed so fast i barlely puulled out and got a puple monkey dishwasher!!!

puple monkey dishwasher by jang jub October 3, 2008

Load the dishwasher 

To cum inside of a woman

I didn’t have a condom but she let me load the dishwasher.

Load the dishwasher by anonymous November 14, 2023

loading the dishwasher 

a euphemism for cumming inside of a woman

My girlfriend complains that I should take more initiative in loading the dishwasher; otherwise, they get crusty and need to be scrubbed all the more.

loading the dishwasher by Lo Qi December 8, 2023

Loading the Dishwasher 

When you cum inside of a woman and get her pregnant.

I was Loading the Dishwasher about 8 months ago, and now she is a huge, hormonal pregger bitch.

Loading the Dishwasher by TheFlashSimiValley March 3, 2024