Cailou

Cailou is a gay little shit show on PBS kids. He is bald because he gay. If he were to grow hair it would immediately fall off. When he doesn’t get his way he throws a humongously gay tantrum until he gets what he wants. His parents are retarded, instead of spanking his ass they give candy.

Cailou: Can I have soda
Mom: Just have water right now
Cailou: No! Fuck you! I want soda! I want soda!

Cailou by Cailouisgay July 6, 2018

Callous 

emotionally hardened; cold-blooded and indurate to public opinion;

I have become so callous towards your constant critizizam

Callous by Eloise. December 17, 2008

Beer callous 

When opening too many twist off beer bottle caps, you develop callouses on the fingers involved.

Did you see the beer callouses on that guy, he must be a bartender.

Beer callous by Mdigger March 23, 2010

chillout 

A form of modern, relaxed, electronically enhanced lounge music. "Chillout" music is sometimes referred to as acid jazz. It originated in the lounge scenes of major cities such as New York and Paris. First gaining its popularity amongst young, rich, often intellectual urbanites, it has begun to grow in popularity and spread on a wide scale. The genre includes a wide range of electronic interpretations of traditional music types such as jazz, bossanova and easy listening.

The growing popularity of chillout music is slowly widening the influence of lounge scenes across the United States and abroad.

I got the new chillout CD from Sharper Image today!

Hey, you guys want to go to the hookah bar, I hear they're having a chillout night.

chillout by Michael Nelson July 10, 2006

Cailou

An absolute fucking twat, He is the literal definition of fucking Satan. He whines at every chance he gets about the dumbest fucking things and can't go fucking hair cause it's mentally challenged and probably has terminal cancer, but we find out that terminal cancer has a bad case of cailou.

Cailou: Your A Nigger, I'm Going To Separate Your Fucking Kidney Into Two If We Don't Go To The Circus You Twat
Mom: Dies

Cailou by Cancer patient:) October 4, 2019

Cailou

A stupid child who sounds like a goat on steroids.

Each day I brush my hair, oh wait there's nothing there! Cailou, Cailou!

Cailou by Vsco%$^& October 28, 2019

callous phallus 

A common symptom of an STD exhibited by a man.

"Dude, don't sleep with Gertrude- she gave Esteban a bad case of callous phallus!"

callous phallus by R-McMeezy November 16, 2009