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Network Administrator 

To be a Network Administrator, you must first become JEDI. Once an Administrator, you can do everything and anything you want. Including getting paid to eat donuts, shoot your felow employees monitors, then replace them. Also Network Administrators get all the "tang"

Admin Abuse

When someone abuses the power they are given, as an administrator. By unfairly banning or editing posts by regular users on forums etc.
"Omg, who gave Kyle admin! He changed my post to say "HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS" He is the definition of Admin Abuse.
Admin Abuse by Apollo13 May 19, 2009

B'Administration

(n.) The George W. Bush Administration; its performace has not been good, so the ready contraction "B(ush)'(Ad)ministration" flows from the administrations many failures.
The B'Administration continues to deny that Iraq has become a security mess since our invasion and that terrorists who weren't there before have now found their way in during the confusion?
B'Administration by MiiPandaa July 12, 2005

Admiral's Chair 

a sexual act involving a male standing behind a female with the female bent at a 90 degree angle at the hip. the female puts her arms behind her and the male then grabs the female by the wrists. as the male is banging the female he is also steering her around the room, preferrable into walls and furniture as if to be steering her like a boat.
I had her in the admiral's chair position and ran her into an oncoming vehicle.
Admiral's Chair by steve canyon April 17, 2009

Admiral Funpooper 

An annoying Englishman who enforces the no-inflatable toys rule in public pools
"Derek is such an Admiral Funpooper"
Admiral Funpooper by ScotCan November 21, 2009

admit, believe, conform, defend 

"Admit to Life; Believe in Heart; Conform to Love; Defend to End".
Admit, believe, conform, defend to life.

Admit to Life: to be mortal is to be certain of nothing else.
Believe in Heart: create from the core as to stray is to strive.
Conform to Love: precedes every law to strengthen entirety.
Defend to End: never, ever deny the value of your destiny.