Abraham Lincoln 

The dumbass who ended slavery

Jake: Dude, why is this black guy playing basketball on the TV, shouldn't he be in the field?

Nick: Nah, Abraham Lincoln ended slavery.

Jake: Fucking Lincoln!

Abraham Lincoln by Adam Sobieraj July 7, 2010

abraham lincoln 

when you jizz on someones face, cut your pubes off and put them on their face, then put a top hat on them.

why are you cutting you pubes off and putting them on my face afteryoujizzed on it?
im giving you an abraham lincoln

abraham lincoln by jenkem110 July 9, 2009

Abraham Avila 

The cutest guy ever

Abraham Avila is so cute

Abraham Avila by _M.E_ May 5, 2019

Abraham Lincoln 

A manuever to be pulled only by crafty veterans, you grab your self a nice and drunk warpig take her back to her place and wait till she passes out, this is where it gets tricky you then shave off her pubes jerk off all around her chin and jaw and place her pubes all in it the jizz. you then phantom back to your buddies house for a great story.

Dude this warpig was so drunk last nite I had to give her the old Abraham Lincoln

Abraham Lincoln by BigBo16 December 26, 2007

Abraham Lincoln 

The dude that was down with the pimps and hoes.

Abraham Lincoln was inducted as an honorary "Chocolate Daddy".

Abraham Lincoln by dickmonger March 19, 2009

Abraham Blumpkin 

Immediately after you finish a blumpkin, while her lips are still on your cock, wipe your 2-hole in a back to front motion so that you get a chunk of dung on her chin; thus looking like abraham lincolns bearded chin.

SINCE SHE WAS A FECAL FREAK, I FINISHED THE NIGHT BY GIVING HER A BEAUTIFUL BROWN ABRAHAM BLUMPKIN

Abraham Blumpkin by cheif stink-finger August 24, 2008

Abraham Lincoln 

When you jizz on a girls face then shave your pubes off to make a beird on her

I Abraham Lincoln'd your mom... twice

Abraham Lincoln by Pakidz December 9, 2006