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Commuting the Bakerloo line 

When two men place the ends of a toilet roll tube into their bum holes and shit through it into each other's arses.
Last night I went over to Matt's and he told me to shove the end of a toilet roll tube into my arse. Once I'd done this he paced his anus on the other end and we proceeded to poo into each other. I asked him what we'd just done and he told me we'd just been commuting the Bakerloo line. We'd not even left the house.
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Bake Oven Knob 

Located near Williamsport Pennsylvania. Bake Oven Knob is one of the more popular look outs off of the Appalachain Trail. It is highly rocky but it has become quite popular for people who live in the area as well as hikers that are hiking a large part of the trail.
"Dude wanna go to Bake Oven Knob?"
"Yeah! I heard there's gonna be a meteor shower let's go!"
Bake Oven Knob by Krista Yob November 14, 2007

drake and bake 

smoking some herb and listening to nick drake
fuck class, it's time to drake and bake.
drake and bake by jfclay March 22, 2008

California Easy Bake

When you are doing a girl from behind and you stick a blunt, permanently clogging her rectum and light it.
Last night me and Tina where making love until I tried the California Easy Bake on her, I think she died.
To insult someone. New version of roast.
Tom: Wow that was rude!
Sally: Bake him!
Bake by @thebreakfastclub2k16 January 26, 2017

Clam Bake 

The occurrence of a social situation, in which females greatly outnumber or completely out number the male population. For instance like a party, wine and cheese party, baby shower, Tupperware party, or other social interaction in which females are numbered in majority.
The opposite of a sausage fest. "Wow this wine tasting is such a Clam Bake"
Clam Bake by wildhorsefh November 5, 2009

Bakersfield 

A mysterious anomaly located in Kern County, California and the California's central valley.

In 2013, Bakersfield topped the list of every other single city in America with a population of over 250,000 people (even Miami and Boston) as being "America's Drunkest City".

Drivers here do what they want (cutting all 4 lanes on the freeway without looking, not bothering to replace their burnt-out brake lights, NEVER touching the turn signal, etc.), and road rage is rampant here.

A few streets are named after county music artists (Merle Haggard, Buck Owens), and Bakersfield is home to the Crystal Palace country music hall. Often called "California's country music capital," everyone here listens to country music. A subgenre of country music came about in 1950s Bakersfield called the "Bakersfield sound."

The neighborhoods here are basically 1) Rosedale - in the northwest and, 2) the ghetto - everywhere else. The east is perhaps the most dangerous, and Oildale is very close. Southwest Bakersfield used to be the shit, but has turned to just shit. A storm of people flew into Kern County from Los Angeles in the wake of the housing market crash, and brought a lot of the ghetto culture with it.

Despite all of this, I love it here. You will find that so many of us are weirdly prideful of the hillbilly cow town we live in. Out of all the big cities in the central valley, Fresno, Stockton, and Sacramento are a lot worse.
Bakersfield. At least it's not Stockton!
Bakersfield by i want mints November 20, 2013