Preschool Relationship 

When People handle a relationship like they are still in preschool.

A really awkward relationship to be around.

Consists of Awkward holding hands, arms around each other, kissing or anything else that just makes the atmosphere really awkward and is unecessary

There in such a preschool relationship, every time they see each other they shyly just say hey and look down. Then proceed to wrap their arms around each other.

JIM: Do they always have to hold hands or awkwardly hold on to each other.
JAN:Of course they do they are in a preschool relationsship

If you ever think my relationship is becoming a preschool relationship, punch me in the face.

Preschool Relationship by THAT GUY 1234567 June 13, 2011

Preseason 

Also known as hell. No matter what sport you play the first week or so of preseason sucks.

"Get on the line!"

"Oh great we have some preseason sprints to do!"

Preseason by amerbamer August 20, 2013

Presentation of Mary Academy 

There are so many words to describe this place. The food is expired, the school smells, hell, teachers punish you for no reason, garbage, unholy, worst school ever

Presentation of Mary Academy is not the place to be.

Presentation of Mary Academy by CPT BEAGLE June 6, 2021

Trump Presidential Campaign, 2000 

The lesser known, and of course... less successful Trump campaign. He...
1) Ran for the Reform Party nomination,
2) Announced his candidacy on th 19th day of October 1999,
3) Dropped out after getting no delegates in CA.

Some person: 2016 is the first time Trump has been involved in politics.
Me: No, read up about the Trump Presidential Campaign, 2000!

Trump Presidential Campaign, 2000 by Itz Rob December 24, 2016

(Chronic/Torturous) Trouser Pressure Pains 

A male symptom that occurs when much action and dry humping has occurred with a girlfriend or boyfriend, but where trousers have remained on. The condition is extremely painful, and chronic, as the pain will mount until the pressure is released.

"I can't carry on like this. I have severe (chronic/torturous) trouser pressure pains. And since we haven't really done it thus far, I conclude I must go home and read some heady literature whilst on the toilet."

(Chronic/Torturous) Trouser Pressure Pains by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

President Reagan

Fortieth president of the United States.

President Reagan is now found in the dictionary O_o.

President Reagan by Reagan March 20, 2003

Prescotted 

Used whenever your computer processer overheats.

Some Intel Pentium 4s have Prescott cores, and while they are able to achieve high clock speeds, they overheat quite often.

Guy #1: I was owning in Half-Life 2 and then my processor overheated and crashed!
Guy #2: PRESCOTTED!

Prescotted by Amolo September 23, 2005