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hockey box 

"Daggum Jimbob, look at the hockey box on that little honey."
hockey box by Yo Mamas Man August 10, 2006

Womens Hockey 

Fucking Best game ever cause girls do it better
Bob: Did u see the guys hockey game last night?
Kate: Hell no i was rooting for the Womens Hockey team
Bob: Why
Kate: Girls Hockey rules guys Suck

tonsil hockey 

A violent game played on astroturf, a ball is hit around the netted astro turf (basically astroturf with a net around it) until the ball is hit at such an angle that it hits sombody in the mouth
this will score you 2 points
there is then a chance that that person may be knoced out
this will get you an additional 2 points
if they are unconsious there is then what is called "tonsil touchdown" in whcih a player needs to succed in ripping out sombodys tonsles and running to the other end of the pitch with them and throwing them on the ground
this will score you an additional 8 points.

i have never seen anybody score over 4 points in tonsil hockey

it is also occasionally mis used to refer to kissing
Larry: AND ITS CRAAAAAAAAAzy weather were having here today frank in this the tonsil hockey world final and the first game of the season!

Frank: it certianlly is larry lets see which of the players are still consious and willing to go on...
tonsil hockey by Lewi Dibbin December 9, 2008

[Hooker] [Me] [Up] 

To drive by and pick up a friend or aquaintance who would be walking/ waiting on the street
Meg: How are you getting to the club?
Emily: I'm walking towards the train station to making the 5:15 train
Meg: You are never gonna make it in time!
Emily: Well then, hooker me up!
[Hooker] [Me] [Up] by Supaflye October 2, 2008

Hooker's refrigerator 

A sparsely filled refrigerator, containing of only a few items.
e.g. A yogurt, take out container and a half bottle of wine.
While looking for a soda I was amuse to see that Marina's refrigerator resembled the contents of a hooker's refrigerator.

Hooker Book 

1. To flee rapidly from an area while attempting to remain casual, upon discovery of involvement in nefarious activity by an authority figure.

2. List of names (or a person whose name appears on said list) of friends with benefits for whom the "friend" portion consists solely of "dates" in which the man pays for the woman's dinner or movie, followed by sex.
1. Every time the boss opens his office door all the dudes visiting his hot new secretary do the hooker book back to their cubicles...Embarrassing.

2. Yo, I saw you and Mary Jane at dinner the other night. Are you actually dating that ho? Naw man, she strictly hooker book.
Hooker Book by Bitter Pills January 27, 2010