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Spider-Man: No kids home 

David: Bruh Yassien has so much child porn downloaded.
Jayden: Yeah he probably even has Spider-Man: No kids home

Spider man trail 

When you are finished jerking off to completion, jizz into your hand and fling that nut across the room onto the wall.
"Yo man, did you see my Spider man trail when you entered my room? It was awesome!!"
Spider man trail by EAZY SHADY October 10, 2022

Spider-Man: Lotus 

A fan-made Spider-Man movie that was scheduled to release in 2023, but was canceled due to leaked racist dms from the main director (Gavin Konop) and the actor for Spider-Man (Warden Wayne). The movie would of followed Peter Parker after the death of his girlfriend Gwen Stacy, contemplating if he should give up being Spider-Man.
Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Spider-Man: Lotus?

Guy 2: Oh you mean that movie that was made by the racist?
Spider-Man: Lotus by packtober December 15, 2022

Spider-Man that ho 

When you cum onto your hand and flick it in your partner's face.
When I Spider-Man that ho, she kicked me in the stomach and had me arrested for assault.

spider-man style 

A position of blowjob given by those who do not have the ability to use kneecaps.
Woah! Alaiza and Kelsey did it spider-man style! that's hardcore mann!
spider-man style by Kelseyyyyyyyyyy! September 29, 2008

spider-man 3 

set for release on may 4th 2007. for now anyway.
Venom and carnage will NOT be in it. I like them too, but its just not gonna happen.
spider-man 3 by Adrian September 15, 2004