Mosed 

New Zealand colloquialism

To be absolutley dominated.

To destroy leaving no trace.

To pound. Hard.

"I mosed that chick on saturday night, she was still walking funny on wednesday"

"Canterbury mosed Wellington 147-0"

"Rome was mosed by the Visigoths in AD 410"

"that little british guy mosed Klitschko in 5 rounds"

Mosed by The Bone Collector February 6, 2010

benidorm moped 

To blow a raspberry whilst giving a lady oral pleasure.

I gave our lass a benidorm moped last night and she loved it

benidorm moped by Rob Shep April 18, 2008

military moped 

1. A female who is a member of the Armed Services that acts as though she was issued by the military for sexual gradification of male troops.

see also dorm whore and doorknob

The Military Moped spread the Clap to all her co-workers.

military moped by shiggity-shiggity-schwha March 12, 2006

Ooh Faced Scratch Moded 

owned; whos your daddy; other similar exclamations

Taken from cabin fever

Ooooooh faced scratch moded

Ooh Faced Scratch Moded by yo yo yo October 14, 2004

Mokeface 

The face you get after you take a moke. A moke is a bongload with tobacco. Also called choppers, rizzles, poison snorkels and WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU HANDING ME?

Damn! Look at that mokeface. I bet he's gonna puke.

Mokeface by moke July 22, 2008

Mopedicide 

Mopedicide - to kill one's self by the act of a moped; to commit suicide by a moped through various means

The man committed mopedicide yesterday by driving his moped into a brick wall.

Mopedicide by MopedicideMan August 3, 2012

Moped Porn 

generally refers to pictures of beautiful mopeds.

Guy 1: Bro! Let's take some pictures of our peds!
Guy 2: MOPED PORN!

Moped Porn by XxCHRISxX_94 May 27, 2015