The next level of a "doppyflong" wherein you sew or fasten several large dildos to the outside of a bag or to the end of a stick, then beat someone with the doppyflong mace
I will fashion a doppyflong mace and humble this knave for his insolence
A newly created Empire originating in RHS, Richmond, B.C. Made up of several shady characters from a supposed History 12 class, they enact upon devious schemes involving time travel and dinosaurs.
Nap time is especially encouraged within the Empire, as well as collective dictatorship.
"Hey Johnny, did you get those groceries I asked you for?"
"Hellz no, I was attacked by a time traveling dinosaur from the Empire of Mace."