The Anti-Kosher 

a sandwich with ham, cheese, bacon, and a pork roll. Not eaten by many jews

Man, I can't believe John made The Anti-Kosher for everyone to eat at the bar mitzvah

The Anti-Kosher by Feelon Deeznuts February 3, 2007

That's Not Kosher 

A phrase, interchangeable with 'that's pork', normally used in reaction to unpleasant conversation.

#1: Man, I just took the most epic shite of my life, it proper stunk up the place.

#2: Jesus dude, that's not kosher.

That's Not Kosher by Tiggerback June 20, 2010

The Kosher Butcher 

The Kosher Butcher is the ultimate sexual experience in which begins with the aquisition of Kosher Hot Dogs. After the purchase is made the partner is found, remove clothing and engage in doggy style intercourse. With or without approval remove hot dogs from package and preceed to insert hot dogs in anal cavity one by one. Repeat this action until the female yelps "Oy Vey" and/or you run out of hot dogs. (Make sure you purchase good amount of hot dogs because it is rumored that the average female can go upwards of 12 hot dogs before she can even think of the phrase "Oy Vey"

John "The Kosher Butcher" Doe once kosher butchered a girl. While doing so the female was able to hold 15 hebrew national hot dogs before she yelped "Oy Vey"

The Kosher Butcher by The Brown Goblin August 16, 2008

stealth kosher 

A restaruant which serves all kosher food, but does not advertise thid fact.

Yosef wanted to stay in Yahweh's good graces, so he took his client to a stealth kosher restaurent for lunch.

stealth kosher by Darth Ridley January 26, 2007

Glasgow Kosher 

Slaughtering animals after kosher/halal procedures by headbutting them.

Oy, Brian, it's the only kosher was to get a steak these days. Just smash yer skull against it. That's a Glasgow Kosher for yer.

Glasgow Kosher by disguys June 30, 2011

Everybody needs a kosher snack 

The Yiddish, and unreleased version of Bruce Springsteen's Hungry Heart, written well before he was famous and when he was on a kick to appeal to Hasidic Jews in Brooklyn. Here are the know lines to that song:

Got a wife and kid in Williamsburg, Irv, I went out for a nosh, never said a word. Everybody needs a Kosher snack, bagel with a schmear, not a breakfast jack. A good knish or a matzo brei, a piece of lox that is not too dry.

Everybody needs a Kosher snack, from Borough Park down to Hackensack. Like the Nile when it doesn't flow, I got such gas that I gotta go. Everybody needs a kosher snack, take one now and then bring one back.

Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy

Springsteen's ``The Jew Years'' featured Everybody needs a kosher snack.

Everybody needs a kosher snack by tirtle July 2, 2018

keepin' it kosher 

Living in and with integrity.

In relationships--making sure there is honesty and respect, one's rights and boundaries are being respected

In situations--making sure there is adherence to higher truth, and peace

Friend: "Hey girl, what's going on with your love life?"
Girl: " I'm minding my business, being in a relationship with myself, and keepin' it kosher."

keepin' it kosher by ronara December 4, 2019