[fuckwit] 

someone who does something stupid

you are such a fuckwit for crashing the car

[fuckwit] by baldy the great February 6, 2006

fuckwit's (more than one fuckwit) 

People who use apostrophes to make words plural.

Yes, you are a fuckwit.

fuckwit's (more than one fuckwit) by Andy80586 December 21, 2003

Fuckwit Convention 

Any gathering of people that seems to have a strong majotity of dimwits, bogans, douches or randoms.

Let's get out of this bar, man. It's a fuckwit convention.

Fuckwit Convention by Mighty-D April 7, 2011

fuckwit fred 

insult for a person ,usually male, who is seen to act in a foolish manner.derives from term fuckwit meaning stupid person with no ability to learn.

local dumbass: oh dear i just walked into a lamp post for the 6th time this week
passer by: fuckwit fred!

fuckwit fred by Jimmy P! February 8, 2005

Fuckwit English 

When a person is so incompetent they don't know how to spell or use proper grammar or punctuation.

2dai i wnt n saw ma sista in da hosptal cus she fell ova lukin 4 her keyz n den she cudnt tlk ta me cus she was tierd. Yeah, that bitch is so fluent in Fuckwit English.

yeh i had 2 tak 2 wkz of wrk cuz i dun no how to spel shit

Fuckwit English by One happy speller October 4, 2010

fuckwit's (more than one fuckwit) 

often heard muttered under the breath of a technical support agent. Usually following a call from either a NUMPTY, MUPPET or CHUMPER.

we are not sat in front of the computer, but we want you to talk us through a technical fix. (you fuckwits)

fuckwit's (more than one fuckwit) by pete the numpty slayer (PTNS) March 4, 2003

Falcon bay fuckwit 

A drop kick from falcon bay

Hey look it’s the falcon bay fuckwit

Falcon bay fuckwit by Djjshshs December 2, 2021