frosty freezer 

golf partner of the "fiery furnace" !! (where you 'burn' for ALL ETERNITY !! correct me if i'm wrong, but doesn't fire CONSUME things ??) i assume in the frosty freezer , one wouldn't be 'consumed' from hypothermia, one would just be COLD all the time! -perhaps "de debbil" also manufactures the truth, like the "teflon don" !!

you don't BELIEVE ?? you're going straight to the frosty freezer !!

those lesbians sent john to the frosty freezer !!

frosty freezer by michael foolsley March 7, 2022

Putting the Boys in the Freezer 

Using one's testicles as a hand warmer.

Person 1: Man, my hands are really cold.

Person 2: Have you tried Putting the Boys in the Freezer?

Person 1: Wowie! This really helped!

Putting the Boys in the Freezer by Juli-poo June 11, 2023

Deep Freezer 

A morbidly obese woman. As in a woman that looks like she must always be reaching for something to eat out of the deep freeze.

"Hey bud, look at that fine ass."
"Awe man, why'd you make me check out that deep freezer?"

As a fat chick walks by... Guy 1 yells "Deep!", rest of the guys yell "Freezer!" or "Freeza!" She'll be none the wiser!

Deep Freezer by ShiverMeTimbers October 24, 2014

Fridge Freezer 

Cockney Rhyming Slang For Geezer, Sometimes shortened to Fridge

"That Fridge over there ain't got no hair"

Fridge Freezer by Apeman December 17, 2003

Who the hell put the muffins in the freezer?

Who the hell put the muffins in the freezer? or whpmf (as a abbreviation) can be said in replace of ‘what the hell is going on?’ or ‘what the fuck’.

jill: on top of the fridge

ryan: walks in

ryan: who the hell put the muffins in the freezer?

Who the hell put the muffins in the freezer? by that.ali3n August 23, 2020

Dutch Freezer 

When one unknowingly sits on the toilet after someone has previously pissed on the seat, thus covering their ass in piss.

Me: Yo, I think Woolgar just dutch freezer'd his toilet.

Si: FUCK! I JUST SAT IN THAT PISS.

Dutch Freezer by Jay&Wool July 22, 2009

Double Freezer Pull 

the act of taking 2 popsicles and two people sticking popsicles in their rectum and taking them out switching them around and enjoying their popsicles

johnny and june double freezer pulled one another and ate their poopy flavored lollipops

Double Freezer Pull by jimmycrackcorn2524 January 11, 2012