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man bag tragedy 

a man bag tragedy occurs when
A, you find yourself purchasing one.
B, when man bag strap becomes an over the shoulder boulder holder
C, when a young man of a chavvy attire accompanies his outfit with a small bag that has capacity for the essentials.
D, when an addidas tracksuit is accompanied by an addidas man bag, a polo and a nos balloon.
E, pretending to not care when wearing a man bag that does nothing to contribute to your masculinity
'oh that man bag looks so cool'
'dont suppose youve got a manpon in your man bag'
steve 'hey that man bag is so much better than mine' James 'yes it really brings out the colour in my puff'
'hey look theres an undercover homo with a man bag tragedy'
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One of the most caring people you will ever meet. He treats his girl like a queen, loves her and means it, and he's overall the best boyfriend a girl could ask for. Everything you dislike about yourself he seems to love to death. Please try to keep Trace for as long as you can.
"I'm so happy today!!"
"Why??"
"Trace just said the sweetest thing to me!!"
Trace by Harrison Mars March 17, 2017
One of the sweetest and nicest people you can know. He cares about his body and is in great shape. He is selfless and works hard to make other peoples lives better....he is also the best friend or boyfriend anyone could ask for!!!
Trace talking to his friend while they are freaking out
Trace giving great "relationship" advice
Trace doing things for charities such as doing relay for life
Trace by princessgaga July 11, 2010

Tracey martel

Tracey martel (trixie mattel) is a questionable (jk I love her) drag queen who is known for OH HONEY SOUNDS LIKE MY FRIDAY NIGHT HONEY and start alongside That German Bitch (katya, who I met today and miss fame shouted the word GLUE at me and bendelacreme likes my nails)
Wow, that Tracey martel sure has a suspicious tuck!
Tracey martel by Traceyfan666 August 18, 2018
tracey are the bomb.

there cool (cooler than you ). a tracey can dance * sings now watch me whip now watch nae nae and dances * like i said there are so nice a bit sassy but cool, pretty, popular, and all the boys drool over her
a tracey are the cooler person you met.
Tracey by it all good riverdale September 15, 2018

tragedies 

The opposite of jokes; the antithesis of cool. Invented by Nerdfighter John Green.
Hey, remember when you stole my ex-girlfriend? That was really tragedies.
tragedies by valerie2776 April 22, 2008
A short, sassy, bitchy, blunt girl. Who tends to get her way, who doesn't let others walk over her. She will never let you win an argument etc.
Your such a Tracey McKinney.
Don't let people walk all over you, be a tracey !
tracey by Madam Tee March 30, 2015