Fuck Toddler 

Fuck toddler. You can use it in every situation when someone younger than you named "Toddler" becomes irritating.

Todd hits you randomly.
FUCK TODDLER!!

Fuck Toddler by Ruben Forsberg October 6, 2019

Overgrown toddler 

Billy strange. He is legit one of these

Damn Billy walks like an overgrown toddler la ay?

Overgrown toddler by AlfieTheCodman September 9, 2020

Tablet Toddler 

Synonym for iPad kid

“Oh god, there goes a tablet toddler-“

Tablet Toddler by Mckj May 4, 2022

Crime Toddler

Crime Toddlers, also known as Crime Babys, are juvenile criminals, usually under the age of six. Any age above is denominated as a Crime Teenager.

"Where the FECK are our Kit Kats?"

"A buncha Crime Toddlers stole them. We'll order some more"

NOTE: Crime Toddler/Crime Baby is ALWAYS capitalized. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES must the Crime Toddlers/Babies be uncapitalized

Crime Toddler by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD September 26, 2023

Power hungry toddler

Sadie Sugerman

Look at the Power Hungry Toddler

Power hungry toddler by Shdbebebd January 16, 2019

Walking the toddler 

Phrase; meaning: When there is a slightly significant age gap between two (over the age of 18) consenting adults, one may say they are not "robbing the cradle", but "walking the toddler".

Origin; 2020 Minnesota, Anna, Aislinn,& D

"Wow ,Susan (39) has a new bf, Tim(23), she's walking the toddler!!"

Walking the toddler by Shawtys a 10 October 2, 2020

Two Ton Toddler’s 

Two grown adult “social media influencers” who still act like toddlers, and collectively they weigh 2 tons.

“The Two Ton Toddler’s have no idea what it really means to be an adult”

Two Ton Toddler’s by LowStuff5019 May 26, 2024