ol'timer 

an old man or old timer

Happy Birthday ol'timer.

ol'timer by TooWheeler September 23, 2015

african timer 

A person who says they'll arrive at a certain time but end up arriving 3 hours later

You're such an african timer ... how do you come three hours late to your own party ?

african timer by mimiwaka June 2, 2017

Fuck Timer 

Timer used when fucking

Single digits is never good on the fuck timer, it ain't all about penetration

Fuck Timer by runrrtrr June 9, 2021

1 timers

The officers of the law in disguise

A shit its them 1 timers leave the bloc.

1 timers by Ry-Dro June 17, 2006

second-tiered 

When you bump someone on your MySpace top friends from the first tier (top 4) to the second tier (top 5-8).

For some reason, people become overly offended when they don't make the top friends list, so demoting someone is a direct insult.

My best friend slept with my crush, so I second-tiered the bitch.

second-tiered by wanderlust13 July 3, 2007

8 Second Timer 

This timer was developed by the YouTuber "Diddle" as a means to exploit the site LootVGO. If you use the 8 Second Timer on the site, you are guaranteed to make profit every single time.

(This timer was exclusively popularized by Diddle and anyone who copies it is a golfball lookin ass chicken head.

"Use the 8 Second Timer and you can't lose!"

8 Second Timer by YouTubeDiddle January 13, 2019

Old Timer's syndrome 

An apt mondegreen for Alzheimer's Syndrome.

I think my granny has Old Timer's Syndrome... she keeps calling me "Mr. Roosevelt"!

Old Timer's syndrome by breakfaster January 4, 2007