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Hastings 

staring inappropriatly for a long period of time at the breasts of a woman during conversation.
"Dude, I totally got caught Hastings that chic"
Hastings by the hastings October 16, 2008
Something great or large. Can also be used to describe a heavy downpour of rain (to hoss).
'That building is hossing!'
'There was a hossing ammount of traffic today'
'It was hossing it down earlier'
hossing by geosh90 April 28, 2009

Hastings, Minnesota

Southeast of the twin cities, greatest place ever.
We need to move somewhere better.
Where?
Hastings, Minnesota.

Diane Hastings 

To be of pure awesomness and perfection yet slightly insane.
Friend: How was your date last night with Diane?
Brian: Man she totally Diane Hastings that blowjob last night.

Spencer Hosking

A massive beta faggot. He makes up lies to get his points across. Do not engage with this cuck
You can find this Spencer Hosking girl on 4chan posting as Anonymous
Spencer Hosking by ChadHunter3925 September 12, 2019

Crash Test Hastings

During anal, Hastings and his partner stand up facing the edge of the bed. Hastings' partner is behind him with just the tip of his penis inserted in Hasting's asshole. They they both fall forward onto the bed causing the rest of Hasting's partners penis to ram up his ass.
The best bump Jason ever took was so good, they named it after him..Crash Test Hastings.