pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun

To masturbate onesself to and emission, usually of great and satisfying proportions.

masturbate, jerk off, rub one out, ejaculate, beat off

I saw this hot girl, but my mother was with me, so when I got home, I went to my room and blasted off by pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun.

pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun by Holden_Magroin June 23, 2010

pig-headed 

A very stubborn individual.

People who engage in political discourse are generally very pig-headed about their stance.

pig-headed by RabidSquirrel83 October 25, 2005

Heledd 

A beautiful talented girl usually brunette or red haired (The name is from Wales) A good sense of humour although she can be stuborn. 'Heledd' was the name of a young and wise Welsh princess.

Boy: Woooah did you see Heledd?
Boy 2: Yes, she is hot!

Heledd by topshop<3 January 18, 2011

cotton headed ninny muggins 

One who thinks he is humorous and/or lacks brain capacity; a doofus

Notice how the two previous posters before me are, themselves, cotton headed ninny muggins's?

cotton headed ninny muggins by Ctrl April 22, 2006

Red Headed Step Child 

A stepchild might be singled out for abuse. But a red-headed stepchild (who presumably looks like his or her absent birth-parent) might be abused even more because he or she is so obviously different from the other children.

Myles was the red-head step child of the family, he was never invited to the family reunions.

Red Headed Step Child by Laura Hall January 7, 2004

bull headed 

A very stuborn person. Usually used for men.

Wife: "He's just so... so..."
Friend: "Bull headed?"
Wife: "Exactly. I get so frustrated with him somtimes."

bull headed by Keegan September 17, 2004

Brazilian Two-headed Dragon 

When, while eating out a girl's asshole, she farts in your mouth, but you hold it in your mouth and she gives you head. As you climax, she holds a lighter to your mouth and takes her dick out of your mouth. When you cum, stretch your arms out and roar, breathing onto the lighter flame and lighting the fart, and perform a cumshot on her face, thus mimicing a two-headed dragon.

"Mate, why does your breath smell of burnt shit?"

"Oh sorry man, Lucy made me do my Brazilian Two-headed Dragon impression."

"...that's fucked up, dude."

Brazilian Two-headed Dragon by The Notorious M.A.T. July 23, 2017