pull a Caillou 

to act like an ungrateful, spoiled whiny douchebag who gets upset on first world problems, just like those spoiled rich kids you see on snapchat and spoiled brat tantrums cringe compilations, or simply misbehaving when you don't get what you want, just because your parents failed to raise you

DAD I WANTED A LAMBO NOT A FERRARI, T_T WAAAA FUCK YOU

You wanna pull a Caillou now?? Grow up..

pull a Caillou by Mr Laiuo April 23, 2018

Dirty Caillou 

When you’re in FULL FORCE Caillou mode throwing a temper tantrum over a girl not showing you her feet, or taking feet pictures for you. So you take her disabled amputee sisters prosthetic leg, because it’s the best thing to real life you’ll ever get, fuck your best friends girlfriend with the prosthetic foot while your cat watches. Then end up dating all three, plus your cat. While eating a pickle.

Fuck Kyle just pulled a DIRTY CAILLOU!! ... AGAIN !

Damn it Kyle... not the Dirty Caillou .. put the prosthetic foot down and help her back into her wheel chair !

Dirty Caillou by Kyles favourite admin June 3, 2021

holly aka caillou 

holly aka caillou is an amazing person with a great personality just like our famous person caillou. go to her if you want to know anything about the world bc even though she might be 4, she's the smartest person you know:)

hey have you heard of that really smart girl..what's her name?
of ya holly aka caillou

holly aka caillou by emmits boy February 20, 2019

Modern caillou 

An awsome guy that doesnt throw tantrums unlike classic caillou

Boris: modern caillou! you are ungrounded! go and do whatever you want
Modern caillou: Yay! thanks dad! i'm going to chuck e cheese's

Modern caillou by RealMaxthanimator February 9, 2019

Cailou

A little 4 year old shit head, he's a little fuck twat tantrum maker who always gets his way because of his SPINELESS parents let his bald ass do whatever he wants, fuck that show, fuck cailou and fuck his SPINELESS parents!

Mom and dad "I don't care what you do just read or some shit"

Cailou "FUCK YOU ALL"

Cailou by DADDYS CHILD IS ALIVE September 14, 2018

beat callous 

Noun. The stretched and calloused skin between the head of the penis and mid shaft that develops from frequent masturbation.

"Dude, my beat callous stings, I should stop beating it."

beat callous by The Beater 22222 August 6, 2009

Cailou

A dumb show where a gay six year old boy with bald hair, yellow shirt and blue pants and a tiny, cheesy smile goes around and meddles up our lives. He ALLWAYS gets his own way and throws a big tantrum if he doesn't get his own way until he does. His parents are so dumb because instead of feeding the little retard candy, they should spank him Everytime he throws a tantrum. Fuck you cailou.

Episode example
-I'm just a kid who's four each day I learn some more blah blah-
Cailou goes to the movies
Mom and Dad: Cailou come to the movies
Cailou: yay
-when they get there-
Mom and Dad: Three large bottles of water and a jumbo popcorn
Cailou: WAAAAGGG? I HATE WATER PLZ GET ME COLA
Mom and Dad: Two tickets..
Movie Guy: Cailou fuck you bitch
Mom and Dad: Cailou you're grounded you ass
Movie guy, mom and dad: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mom: CAILOU YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR SIX MILLION YEARS SO NO CHUCK E CHEESES OR EATING THE CAT SHIT

Cailou by WildDefinitions April 5, 2015