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Oklahoma ice fishing 

Not to be confused with the upper decker. Oklahoma ice fishing is while still taking a dump in the upper tank of a toilet you flush the remains of that mornings glorious evacuation of your bowels from the upper tank to the lower bowl and aim that meat stick while it's flowing full stream of glorious golden shower and try to shoot the little nuggets of excrement that flow through the holes of the lower toilet.
Went Oklahoma ice fishing this morning and let me tell you if they kept score I'd give r Kelly a run for his money.
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What's fishing? 

A substitute for the phrase "What's up?" Using this will make you very funny and attractive
"Yo what's fishing?"
"Nothing much"
What's fishing? by ISW August 23, 2023

Mississippi Magnet Fishing 

When the recipient inserts a magnet into a rear orifice then a person with a prince albert piercing proceeds to fish for the magnet with their piercing
Girl 1: How are you and your boyfriend doing?

Girl 2: Feeling a little off today, my boyfriend failed going Mississippi Magnet Fishing.

Inter-smitten Fasting 

Being so in love with someone that you skip meals in order to spend time with them, or don’t eat until you’re with them. It also refers to being so full of life that you don’t feel the need to eat.
I’m wasting food because of my daughter’s inter-smitten fasting. She has a new boyfriend.
Inter-smitten Fasting by Coe2018 December 10, 2024

Dick Pic Fishing

Dick Pic Fishing: When a man snaps photos of his junk and stores them in his cell phone "tackle box," using them as bait to reel in some Snatch fish. AKA “Girls he is currently stalking. Hoping that he gets a positive response back because Worm size matters.
Jake is at it again. cell phone tacklebox full of dick pics.

Dick Pic Fishing to Lynnette and Rachel on a loop. One of them has to bite eventually. Right? Right?! ...Maybe Chelsea's still awake.
Dick Pic Fishing by DrFuck March 3, 2026

Alaskan Ice Fishing

When you gape an anus and pour in ice cold water and add a fish, where the other participant or participants try to fish it out with a small fishing rod with a small hook with a piece of bait then lower it into the icy depths.
I went Alaskan ice fishing with Carson yesterday.

Romanian pube fishing

This is the act of a 6,0+ romanian transgender woman using her cock, that has a fishing hook tied on the end of it, to “fish” out dingleberries out of a man’s hairy ass crack. The amount of dingleberries the woman fishes out, is how long they have anal sex for.
JuliJuli went romanian pube fishing in my last tuesday