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honkey stomp

The redneck version of a curb stomp, with or without the curb. It's when a white male leaps in the air and stomps on another persons head with both feet. Usually its a colored person who is getting the shit stomped out of them.
That nagger broke in to Jerimias trailer and stole his boots. He's is gonna honkey stomp his head in when he finds that spook.
honkey stomp by Bendiesel September 27, 2005
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A racial epithet made popular by a man named George Jefferson in the 1970's, you see mr jefferson was moving on up to the east side; to a de-luxe apartment in the sky... he finally got a piece of the pie. Convoluted story ill admit but the point is this... one day all black people will be free.
"Reach for the skies honkey!"
"Honkey?"
"Honkey is a racial epithet made popular by a man named George Jefferson in the 1970's, you see mr jefferson was moving on up to the east side; to a de-luxe apartment in the sky... he finally got a piece of the pie. Convoluted story ill admit but the point is this... one day all black people will be free."
"Well wen's we gon be free?"
"How about now-ish?" (bang)
honkey by gravedigga November 3, 2005
1. A prostitute, specifically a term used in the United States to describe a woman who sells her sex on the streets or roads as opposed to a higher-class call girl, brothel worker or one man's mistress.

2. A traditional sailing vessel most often associated with Galway Bay, Ireland. Typically with a broad, stout timber hull and red or occasionally black sails. Used to transport turf (peat), hay, livestock and other goods along the coast and out to the Aran and other islands. Connection to the first definition of hooker is hazy at best.
You can pick up a hooker for fifty bucks on the way out of town.

The Galway Hookers used to run a race between Galway port and Kinvara.
hooker by Fearman January 11, 2008
Joe:I want a hooker
Mike:I hear ya man, my girl isnt puttin out
Dan:Sounds good, I don't even get excited when I jack off anymore
Hooker by SayNO2PSEUDONIMS August 16, 2010

Tit Honker 

A person who is overly obsesed with squeezzing tits
God Dam That Guy Is Such A Fucking Tit Honker
Tit Honker by xxxYomomma69xxx July 23, 2009

hoboken squat cobbler 

Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish.
I had my Hoboken squat cobbler videos stolen
This guy has a big honker
honker by Michael April 9, 2004