Long-Booty-Swamp Ass 

1. When mexican women, or "mexican" women wear jeans with no back pockets and they're jeans are so tight that their ass folds over their jeans.

2. When old women have long asses and wear granny panties and its saggy as hell.

Look-a-dat lady righ der she got long-booty-swamp ass

Long-Booty-Swamp Ass by Shmeckledwarf April 27, 2008

Shrek's Swamp 

An infestation of herpes in the anus.

I think I want a refund. That hooker had Shrek's Swamp.

Shrek's Swamp by Justin a Heartbeat March 26, 2011

mississippi swamp monster 

A sex act that is an elaboration on the houdini, where the male defecates upon the bed prior to performing said houdini. Then once the houdini is performed, the male forcibly shoves the female's face into the excrement, thus giving her the appearance of a swamp monster from the deep south.

I gave Shannon a mississippi swamp monster, she ate that shit up!

mississippi swamp monster by dismal swamp August 22, 2009

Zambizi Swamp-Donkey 

The ugliest of uglies... the beast of all beasts...

The Zambezi swamp donkey is found throughout society paining our eyes with their extreme need for facial reonstructive surgery.

They are the proverbial person who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.... then climbed back up for another go.

See also Hippocrocodillaped

AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Man, that girl's a right Zambizi Swamp-Donkey... I need eye bleach STAT!

Zambizi Swamp-Donkey by Phill Howe December 27, 2007

The Waco Swamp Dog 

A sexual deed that is sure to get the Dr.Pepper flowing in Waco.
When you are skinny dipping in Lake Brazos, pretend like you are dead and do the dead man's float. As you float by someone in the water, quickly come to life and fist them in the a-hole or v-hole respectively.
Don't forget to wear the proper protection- a welding glove covered in sand paper.

Allie and Jill were skinny dipping when Brock floated by and gave them both The Waco Swamp Dog.

The Waco Swamp Dog by AllieJillBrockparty April 26, 2008

bow legged swamp donkey 

An office employee who does nothing but sit all day and make grunts and groans. A smelly person who gets off their ass so infrequently they walk funny.

Good god that guy walks like an idiot.

Well I wish he would stay sitting down he wreeks but I can only smell it when he stands up. He needs to get washed with a damned fire hose. He is a damn bow legged swamp donkey.

bow legged swamp donkey by Come on meow November 28, 2014

Alabama Swamp Cricket 

1. Is a person that is so ugly that even the word ugly is like, "Eww what the fuck is that?"

2. Best describes someone who is so ugly that it makes your stomach hurt to the point that you want to slap their parents for creating such a foul thing.

3. An alias of Fairuza Balk (chick from The Waterboy movie)

Billy Ray: "Hey Willy, how'd your date go?"
Willy: "Shit. That bitch looked like an Alabama Swamp Cricket so I kicked her out of my pick'em-up truck three minutes after I picked her ass up. After she gave me a pinch of her dip of course..."
Billy Ray: "Ha ha. Git-r-done."

Alabama Swamp Cricket by Bickel101 October 14, 2009