Food Horny

The urge to eat, when your not actually hungry, when you know something would be really good

S: "You have any nutella?"
J: "We literally ate like 15 minutes ago.."
S: "Yeah, I'm just really food horny for them right now"
J: "Say no more"

Food Horny by everythingisalreadytaken December 18, 2012

emotionally horny

when you really wanna talk about your feelings late at night. Usually happens when no one is free to talk to you and you just sit there like an emotionally constipated fool.

Haven't had a heart to heart convo with my bestie about things that are going on these past few days. I'm so emotionally horny

emotionally horny by hoobahoo November 20, 2017

I'm HORNY 

I want to have sex

I'm horny all the time

I'm HORNY by fururePORNSTAR January 11, 2021

me horny 

Someone who is incredibly horny and wants to bang another. May also be a person shouting "Me horny!" to people, with bad grammar.

Me horny! Please let me bang you!

me horny by Vagerna August 21, 2007

Blackout Horny 

When you are so horny you forget all rational.

A: “Bro I can’t believe you hooked up with that 4”

B: “man, I can’t even remember why, I was blackout horny”

Blackout Horny by I’m blackout horny December 17, 2020

Saturday Morning Horny 

End of work-week horny, where all a guy wants to do is wake up, shit, eat a big breakfast and sit around all day watching porn.

Kyle: Hey, you wanna go long boarding this Saturday?
Garrett: Fuck that dude, Ive been Saturday morning horny since Tuesday!

Saturday Morning Horny by TaAj88 October 31, 2011

Drum Horny 

When a drummer has a growing need to play the drums.

Moby Dick makes me so drum horny I need to run to my kit and play as soon as it's over.

Drum Horny by ConnerB October 3, 2007