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Unicorn moment 

Unicorn moment is a moment that is unrealistic or would very very rarely happen.
1. Person: I am gonna be faster than Usain Bolt!
2. Person: That would be a unicorn moment
1. Person: Huh?
Kanye: Ain’t gon happen!
Unicorn moment by Pohlang September 8, 2021
A horse who’s a little more horny than usual. Derived from the Robot Chicken Unicorn who is a pervert.
If you polish a unicorns horn long enough you get magical unicorn mayonnaise.
Unicorn by Madmatt September 25, 2021
See that girl Kimantha, she is a total Unicorn!
Unicorn by Unicornfinder2021 October 16, 2021

Unicorning 

When you piss of your girlfriend or wifeo and you go to sleep and she cuts off your penis and glues it to your forehead
Don't piss me off or I'll cut your dick off and unicorning you
Unicorning by Cyclonewind77 November 2, 2021
An underweight horse that comes to a point.
Why the heck did you look this up?
Oh look at the random unicorn on capital hill!
Unicorn by Bear0425 December 8, 2021
An animal that isn't real.
When someone says that he/she became a unicorn in prison, they're really saying that he/she became fake or cartoonish in prison. But if it happened in prison, didn't it happen before prison too, even if nobody noticed? Wasn't this person always a phony deep down?
Unicorn by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021