Chinese clam bake 

When you use chop sticks to entice a women's sensual state, by inserting one chop stick in the pink and one chop stick in the stink, working them vigorously, in a circular motion.

Why does Kim sound like she is speaking Chinese today? Oh, that's because Adam gave her a Chinese clam bake last night. She still isn't the same.

Chinese clam bake by mofoko March 27, 2010

baked air muffin 

when some one blows a fart which makes you yarf (puke yellow chunks) all over fuzzy no no's.

I blew a Baked air muffin which made Betty yarf all over angelo's fuzzy no no.

baked air muffin by Chutny Choadlicker March 8, 2004

Baked Potato 

code word for hand job

"i sure could use a baked potato, hunny"

Baked Potato by jbrawl February 3, 2010

Silver Backed Gorilla

King of the monkeys, no one can be as bigger monkey as this one

Mark Dunne

Silver Backed Gorilla by Anonymous March 13, 2003

Nake n Bake 

1.the state of being left hanging to a great degree 2.the state of being screwed over to a great degree

Situation:
Mike asked his friend Peter to bring him a dollar, so he could afford the speakers which he needed the next day, Peter said no problem.
The Next Day:
Mike: "Hey where's that money?"
Peter: "What are you talking about? i gotta go, cya!"
Mike: "Nake n Bake man... Nake and Bake..."

Nake n Bake by Nathaniel Bacon January 31, 2008

baked potato 

A couch potato who is also extremely stoned. (see also baked)

Dude, let's go get something to eat!You've been just staring at the TV all night with that bong in your hand, you baked potato!

baked potato by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005

New England Clam Bake 

Insert New England clam chowder up your partners ass and then shove your cock in and blow a load, then felch the contents

She wouldnt cook me dinner so I made her a New england Clam Bake

New England Clam Bake by jb279 March 6, 2009