Uncle Freddie 

the one guy in every social circle that has no social grace, manners or even a clue as to how big a fucking moron he is.

The Cooker: "Dude we need more people to play bathketball."
Chucky: "What about Freddie."
Pete Dick: "You mean Uncle Freddie, that retard, no way, I'd rather play with TP even if he can't dribble."
The Cooker: "Word, that guy is a dick, he won't even get socially lubricated at the Kirk Hotel afterward."

Uncle Freddie by Pete Dick March 18, 2008

Freddie Mercury 

An extremely respected British frontman admired by thousands. Now, in 2013, Freddie Mercury is most well know for his meme, his big teeth, the fact that he was bisexual or gay, and the fact that he died of AIDS. Also, he had a mustache for 6 years of his career. Now for the stuff that actually matters... Freddie was probably THE greatest male rock n'roll singer of all time. He was in one of the greatest band ever- Queen- who formed in 1970 and had countless hits like Bohemian Rhapsody, We Are The Champions, We Will Rock You, Crazy Little Thing Called Love, Another One Bites the Dust, Somebody To Love, Under Pressure, and Fat Bottomed Girls up until 1991. The other 3 members are still alive- but this is about Freddie. His voice could give you chills- he was also an amazing song writer and pianist- and he was an AMAZING live performer. He was also known for his flamboyancy, his extravagant parties, his love of alcohol and sex, and his frequent use of curse words. Definitely a true rock star. He always had a good time- he was very funny, romantic, and generous, He died in 1991 when he was only 45. He was born in Africa, but his nationality was Persian- and he moved to England when he was around 17.

1. "Hey, who's your favorite singer?" "FREDDIE MERCURY, duh!"

2. "That guy looks gayer than Freddie Mercury!" "Haha, if only he had a mustache!"

Freddie Mercury by babyjake26 April 14, 2013

Freddy Krueger

A child rapist who got burnt to death because of the lit mix tape he was listening to. He now haunts people's wet dreams.

Freddy Krueger: Bitch

Freddy Krueger by illhaveyouknowkid May 23, 2017

freddie freaker 

A twisted being who debuted on a 90s ad for a call line named the freak phone, he was a rendered image of a puppet doing a t-pose He's become popular due to oney plays. Each call would cost 2$.

"IT'S THE FREAK PHONE AND HERE'S YOUR PARTY FREAK: FREDDIE FREAKER!"

freddie freaker by HeccinAngeryCinnabon May 24, 2018

Friendly Fred 

A fart that tickles the back of your ball sack while you are sitting down.

"I felt a huge fart coming in the middle of class, so I leaned back a little, and I felt that Friendly Fred tickle the back of my ball sack!"

Friendly Fred by MrFancyPanys612 December 21, 2008

you're fired 

Sorry Donald. People have been using this phrase way before you even dreamed of having a show. It was fist used to fire someone from a job. This usage has dropped of though because saying "You're Fired" might spark emotion. Instead now HR people use the words terminated or released to let someone know they were "Let Go".

My friends have been using it forever when someone screws up and they are pissed.

Example 1)
Donald: You're Fired
Me: I'm sooo over this show

Example 2)
Me: Oops I forgot to grab the camera honey.
Honey: You're Fired. I'm going to find me a new boyfriend.

you're fired by Bryansix May 30, 2005

Five Night's at Freddy's

A point and click indie horror game, set in a Chuck E Cheese like pizzeria, called Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. You play as Mike the security guard. You sit in your office, watching the animatronics, Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie the Bunny, Chica the Chicken, and Foxy the Pirate. They try to get into your office, so they can stuff you into a Freddy Fazbear suit, killing you. You have limited power, and must be wise to conserve it, because you have to manage your doors to keep out animatronics, check your "blind spots" outside with your door lights, and look at the security camera. All of these use power, and if an animatronic gets into your office, it will kill you. If your power runs out, Freddy Fazbear will play a tune, and jumpscare. You play through the week, each Night getting harder as you play. You can unlock Night Six, "nightmare mode", and unlock Custom Night after that, where you can choose the difficulty.

Boy: Have you beaten Five Night's at Freddy's?

Girl: Yes! Night Six took me forever.

Five Night's at Freddy's by Rosesandstars January 19, 2015