Flap Lacker

A Flap Lacker is someone who performs the art of Flap Lacking.Flap lacking originated in England in the middle ages,when King Henry The 8th smoked too much 'cabbage of the mountain' and mistook one of his Exotic Dancers for a life size porcelain bong statues.

Terrified the dancer did nothing,while The King proceeded to 'take a hit' from her ass.

Flap Lacking
Lips are placed over the rectal orifice while the right hand is placed over the sausage wallet and is gently released and applied as a 'clutch' from a bong..enjoy ensuing head rush..

That guys breath smells horrible like he was Flap Lacking or something

Guy: did u fart? Other Guy: no I was Flap Lacking your mom last night

The Dirty Sanchez has nothing on Flap Lacking

Guy:Being a Flap Lacker is a bizarre fetish don't you think?

Girl: What's that?
Guy: Check urban dictionary..ha ha

Flap Lacker by Markael Bishnard December 15, 2011

FLACS 

Commonly used to describe señoras favorite spanish exam

Used to unite a group of 11 fwends on their trip to Poh-lahnt after the policja forced them to go to "bed, bed, bed"

In order to be part of the OG FLACS squad one must utilize the word sheevan (more commonly dubbed as "sheevs") to show one's surprise, disbelief, annoyance, disgust, or really anything that is worthy of a FLACS conversation

Example 1:

Person 1: "Yo I really want to bring out my inner big booty bitch tonight" Person 2: "Sorry coony I gotta study for el EXAMEN DE FLACSSSSSSSS"

Example 2:
**In King's Bar** Crowd of teens: "Patron on the rocks and we ready for some" Tina & Trisha: "FLACSSSSS"

Example 3:
Person 1: "Sheevan why does Flacs always hang out together" Person 2: "Because they actually like eachother and aren't a bunch of lighthouses" Shalvata Promoter: "Go 2 lighthouse where they accept fakes" Person 2: "Why are you discriminating against South Carolinians?" Person 1: "Let's go to a better club where they play decent music O lelelele O lalalala"

FLACS by EarthquakeFreakyFriday September 16, 2018

Prize Flap 

An absolute flap...see flap and pick whichever definition you feel is best suited to your needs.

Lauren is a prize flap!

Prize Flap by Ben O'C May 2, 2006

fur flap 

another name for a womans vagina

did you see the fur flap on that stripper

fur flap by collin b January 2, 2008

belly flap

used to discribe a woman with a scar from a C section

dude did you see that belly flap walk by

belly flap by omelett July 20, 2010

sketti flap 

Sketti flap is when jonathan doesnt shut up.(referring to his lips.)

jonathan wont shut his sketti flap.

sketti flap by Acê January 19, 2013

hooch flap 

a moist flap of skin, often hairy and dark brown. If you get lucky sometimes you can find rubbery gooey hooch flaps. Often found on a hooch dog or a balls chinnigan McGuffin. Hooch flaps can not be found in south west asia, so don't bother looking there. But the Hot Spot for Hooch flaps are in north America and sometimes south east Africa. Good luck on your hooch flap search

Them are some nice hooch flaps you got there!

hooch flap by hoochfan November 3, 2013