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Your is so Evan.
Evan by Bharpa Quann March 26, 2020
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a kid who likes to play roblox weight lifting simulator 3
evan played roblox the whole class
evan by roy 2005mg April 1, 2020
Evae looks like evan and larvae. Honestly, there slugs and weirdos, but you'll learn to love em.
Guy 1: Ugh your such an evae!
Guy 2: I know haha.
Girl 1: omg did you hear that? Shes an EVAE!

Girl 2: Yeah!

Guy 2's best friend: I'd say a good evae. I've learnt to adapt.
Evans are either tall and skinny or short and fat. There’s no in between. He’ll lead you on but treat you like a queen while doing so. He claims to love you when he loves someone else more. He also has a very close friend. Almost like a sidekick. They’re very similar, most likely the same body type and accent. Evan can cook too, so no need to learn, ladies!
Andrei : “I love Evan so much!”

Cynthia : “Wait, he told me he loved me last night

Andrei : “I’m not surprised, we can just share!”
Evan by Cloud 8+1 April 15, 2020
An Evan is someone who is hands down ‘someboy’. A gadgie who is top drawer in banter, council and helpful information. Lives on loads of beer, loads of beak and loads of birds. Ev can be said for short.
Bod: starving me like.
Bod 2: aye, i could put some scran away like.
Evan: DiD sOmEbOdY sAy JuSt EaT? Ooooooo....
Bod 2: Yes Evan lad!
Bod 1: Someboy ev laaaaaad!
Evan by Evbuscus April 16, 2020
Guy who wanks in school toilet and watches hentai is gay and bully also tries to deny he was wanking I school toilet
Evan is gay
Evan by Darrellmon April 16, 2020