Zoinking 

The act of having bomb-ass sex

You down for zoinking tonight.

Zoinking by Mexican Molly June 18, 2017

Zoinked 

The action of getting wrecked by means of alcohol and/or marijuana

Oh man I got so zoinked with the homies last night, I don’t remember a thing.

Zoinked by Wackass247 September 23, 2018

zoink 

The act of getting high from marijuana.

Effectively used as a code-word to discretely talk about getting high from weed (for instance, if parents who are against it are around)

"Did you guys zoink yet? Lets zoink up"
"Yoo I just smoked 3 bowls - I'm so zoinked right now"
"She smokes weed every day from morning until night - she's a true zoinker"
"Get zoinked"

"A zoinker is someone who zoinks up and feels zoinked" similar to "A zoinker is someone who smokes up and feels high"

zoink by project.lenzone May 28, 2020

planet zoink 

the highest you could possibly be

“dude, that last bong rip sent me to planet zoink.”

planet zoink by steezus christ August 22, 2018

f'zoinked to the r'soink 

Adj. To be so high from smoking so much pot that one can declare that he or she is fucked up beyond reconition. Simular to FUBAR, usually when one doesn't move after smoking for a while.

{Homie 1} "Hey man, how's that weed?"
{Homie 2} "Man, I'm f'zoinked to the r'soink."
{Homie 1} "Word." -Cough

f'zoinked to the r'soink by DJ Kano April 13, 2007

zoink and pork 

to steal someones girlfriend and pork them.

I totally zoinked and porked kyles sluty girlfriend.

zoink and pork by zachizzo January 10, 2005

Zoinkus Boinkus 

a jew who walks the vast spider land known as Australia, 4chan, Reddit, and your discord servers these commonly come with e-girls from New Zealand but only use their e-girl to hide their homosexuality.

these people may also be disguised as people named 'zack' (any spelling of it)

these are KOS please keep away from children

'person 1' i saw a zoinkus boinkus hitting up some girl from Instagram
'person 2' was he with anyone
'person 1' yeh, he was with a dude called Chad
'person 2' typical zoinkus boinkus

Zoinkus Boinkus by king of jews slayer of muslums February 10, 2019