brown mohawk 

When your girl is pegging you and pulls out then leapfrogs over you and drags the dirty strap on over the cranium

Guy 1 wow wild night
Guy 2 tell me about it
Guy 1 ole lady plowed my hole, pulled out and dragged a massive dido down the middle of my grape, left a shit path bro. Looked like a brown mohawk

brown mohawk by Turd munch November 14, 2020

brown mohawk 

When your girl is pegging you and pulls out then leapfrogs over you and drags the dirty strap on over the cranium

Guy 1 wow wild night
Guy 2 tell me about it
Guy 1 ole lady plowed my hole, pulled out and dragged a massive dido down the middle of my grape, left a shit path bro. Looked like a brown mohawk

brown mohawk by Turd munch November 14, 2020

Australian Mohawk

The act of licking a woman from butthole to clitoris while she has a taint hair.

He took a trip through my Australian Mohawk.

Australian Mohawk by Tarrett June 28, 2022

Michigan Mohawk

When a 300 pound woman shaves her pussy bald, but has a full 70's bush running down her ass crack. And she used her brothers semen to style it into a mohawk.

"The plumper I took home last night had a huge Michigan Mohawk!" Said Mike as he was telling us about his trip to Las Vegas.

Michigan Mohawk by Hue G Wang November 17, 2025

Wisconsin Mohawk

when the man inserts his Mohawk spike into a women's vagina and screams, "Who the biggest bird"

Last night I was Wisconsin mohawking this bitch I met on the street

Wisconsin Mohawk by DOCKN November 20, 2025

Crunchy peanut butter mohawk 

When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.

“Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk”

Crunchy peanut butter mohawk by aidangreen January 4, 2023

THE Wisconsin Mohawk

The act of shaving one’s head for sexual pleasures, then laying a fat steamy shit on one’s head, giving them a mohawk.

Tyler Carlson just shaved his head… Looks like he’s getting THE Wisconsin Mohawk.

THE Wisconsin Mohawk by J_Undertaker March 2, 2026