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cunt manual

Any TV show that teaches your daughter to grow up to be a whore, bitch, or just plain idiot.

See: Any teen drama or "real people" reality TV shows. You know what I mean.
Dave: Shit, Steve! I walked in and saw my daughter watching The Hills and Laguna Beach!

Steve: No way! She'll grow up to be a complete whorebag if she keeps watching those goddamn cunt manuals!
cunt manual by Tres Importante January 22, 2009

swedish nose manual 

A manual trick that I made up on a skateboard. Its like a nose manual only your back foot is facing forward and under the tail of the skate; lifting up the tail so that its harder to fall back.
swedish nose manuals are way harder than regular nose manuals.

dupont manual

A really crappy high school but people think it is so great because of its MST program. Who really gives a crap?
Hey, I just got into the MST program at Manual! Who really gives a shit?

Driving manual 

To be only functioning or awake because of the amount of drugs you have taken. A phenomenon that usually (but not strictly) occurs after the hours of 2am. Much like manual cars, recrational drugs users (and crackheads) have many different types of gears that they use to function and to be truely “driving manual” you have to be “on gear”
Its 8am on a Tuesday morning and that boys pupils are massive, he must be driving manual!
Driving manual by Carmen Sider April 5, 2019

someone get em a manual 

A phrase that is said to someone that does something socially unacceptable and needs a instruction manual on life.
OMG he can't do that. Someone get em a manual!

e-manual 

The act of manually stimulating yourself sexually while in the internet.
Jessi stop doing the e-manual when you check up on me.
e-manual by hamsterballs January 21, 2010