ice cream don't melt in the freezer 

A statement of fact. The truth.

Girl: "Are you hooking up with Michelle?"

Your Answer: "Come on baby, Ice Cream don't melt in the freezer."

ice cream don't melt in the freezer by JPeabody November 12, 2013

new freezer

a way of saying you have new jewelry

I just got this new freezer for my wrist

new freezer by Yung.pare1 November 5, 2017

Ghetto Freezer 

noun: the place that served cold or perishable items are stored to keep them cold, only refers to a place that is not electrically, gas, or motor powered; does not necessarily have to refer to the ghetto, one can have a ghetto freezer for convenience.

Gangster 1 : Hey dawg where da milk at?
Gangster 2 : Yo, it's in the ghetto freezer cause I couldn't pay the electric bill.
Gangster 1 : Dumbass!

Zack: Welcome to the party, all the booze is out back in the ghetto freezer, there was not enough space in the fridge so we had to put them in the snow.

Ghetto Freezer by Crazybmws February 20, 2010

Golden Freezer 

When Gold Bond is put on a Males genitalia before receiving oral sex so that the Female gets the extreme cooling feeling in her mouth, while her saliva gives the Male a slight cooling feeling.

Male: Sue go get the gold bond! I want to give you a Golden freezer!

Female: YES! I Love when you ask me for that! I also love the cooling feeling Gold Bond gives me!

Golden Freezer by AC-lover12 August 14, 2010

minnesota freezer 

Stcking a dildo int a freezer for 1 hour, then jamming it into your ass while someone puts ice cubes down your throat

" yesterday my boy friend gave me a Minnesota freezer. It was cold"

minnesota freezer by Rollsause February 14, 2017

90 degree freezer

A person, especially a girl, who is always cold. The expression comes from the fact that this person could be freezing even if it was 90 degrees outside.

Man, no matter how hot it is outside, my girlfriend is always freezing. I tell you, she's a 90 degree freezer.

90 degree freezer by Charles LeDoux January 6, 2008

A boot in the freezer 

A saying for any object your parents, grandparents, ect. might find after you've thrown a massive party and think your in the clear.

We had a party a few years ago where we got busted for having the party a week later when my grandma found a pair of boots in the freezer.

"Man someone left a bag of Doritos under my parents bed"

"Totally a boot in the freezer"

A boot in the freezer by Ray Charles in a Maze November 23, 2011