Smokey Baloney Job

Is the act of getting one's dick sucked while wrapped in Baloney or other lunch meat, just as the male reaches orgasm a smoldering cigarette is introduced to the meatus on the opening of the penis, sealing the penis shut and building up semen, which will make orgasm much more enjoyable . the step is then repeated with out the cigarette.

Lonely Man: How much for a SBJ.

Prostitute: Da fuck is that?

Lonely Man: You know a Smokey Baloney Job.

Prostitute: oh ok 50 bucks, but I got no Baloney.

Italian Butcher: It's fine you could buy some Prosciutto.

Smokey Baloney Job by mister4400 December 2, 2010

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Phoney Baloney

The art of strategically hanging a deli sausage out of one's pants to entice a partner.

Hey...Check out that schlong... Oh Wait... It's Just a Phoney Baloney.

Phoney Baloney by chiseboy December 18, 2003

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Phoney Baloney

A nickname for the late 1980s, early 1990s pop group Milli Vanilli whose singers actually didn't sing the songs they claimed to. The two males were likely selected for the group based on their appearance. They lip-synched all of their live performances. They were busted because people started to question why nobody had ever heard their singing voices in person.

That group Milli Vanilli should be called Phoney Baloney.

Phoney Baloney by BigBuffalo101 April 26, 2011