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Tactical Fap 

A masturbation session that takes place before sex in order to extend the duration of the sex when it actually happens by not giving the sperm a reasonable amount of time to be produced. Usually this occurs when you are fairly sure that you will in fact have sex and often times the partner is unaware that a "tactical fap" has been carried out.
Knowing he will probably have sex with Amanda tonight, Dylan tactical fapped so that he would last longer.
Tactical Fap by PatP1993 January 10, 2012
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A current student or graduate of the Taft School in Watertown, CT. A member of the long line of the biggest and the best preps, a Taftie hates Hotchkiss, loves frisbee golf, hockey players, and sweet lax, and fondly remembers smoking in the vents, drinking in their closet, skipping Morning Meeting to eat breakfast at the Jig, and going to the scene.
Once a Taftie, always a Taftie.
taftie by Taftie April 4, 2005
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final fantasy tactics 

A turn based strategy and role playing game by Squaresoft. It contains a complicated and well developed story about a war between rival kingdoms and the search for the Zodiac Stones which let demons manifest themselves through the stoneholders.

The combat plays out similary to a chess game, where in a battle, units take their turns moving and attacking on a grid. The max number of characters the player can use in a game is at most 5, although the player can have as many as 16 (I think) characters at his or her disposal. They gain experience and job points whenever they complete an action. The job points can be spent on abilities for the job (class) that the character is at the time. The characters can switch jobs between battles, and more and more jobs become available to the character as he/she gains levels in certain prerequisite jobs. Items can be bought for the characters between battles in shops at destinations (castles/cities) on the World Map (It's literally a map with dots as areas and lines between them.) Because of this setup. Almost all of the game is combat, with the rest being preparation and cutscenes in the story.

For a time the game was near impossible to find and it was selling for upwards of $100 at used game stores. After a few years it was finally made again as one of Playstation's Greatest Hits, and now should be much easier to find.
What, my definition isn't good enough? Buy Final Fantasy Tactics somewhere and check it out, it's only 10 bucks.

douche-tastic 

(Noun) Behavior patterns displayed by the sociopathic Senator from Connecticut and ‘political party of one’ who is willing to defy the will of over 250 million people and kill 45,000 people a year to punish liberals for defeating his sorry arse in a primary just to throw a bone to the lobbyist who is paid to 'bang' him. Photo inset: Joseph Lieberman (I-CT).
Joseph Lieberman is utterly douche-tastic.
douche-tastic by rladlof December 16, 2009

tactical retreat 

1. (Verb) A more manly and sophisticated way of running away.
I got really nervous, so instead of turning into a blathering idiot, I decided to pull a tactical retreat.
tactical retreat by HeyItzZephyr November 28, 2014
Tattiana's are beautiful girls inside and out they care about others and are confident with themselves. They are great problem solvers for people they care about. They also care about their academics alot and can get stressed or even deppresed, but no matter what they will get back up and fight.
Tattiana's are so much more than a pretty face.
Friend: OMG, tattiana can you please help me study for my test tomorrow my mom will ground me if I don't get at least a B
Tattiana: Don't worry let's work out a plan

Next day
Friend: Tattiana I got a B+ thank you so much
Tattiana by Wazzzup🤠 June 1, 2019

Tarticle 

someone who makes a tart of them self in the public eye, for attention. like trying to get in a magazine for acting provocativly. making a show of your self tartily
katie price made a right tarticle of herself at the oscars.
Tarticle by jordenthegeek October 9, 2009