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Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs. 

The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.
ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!

PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!

steamed dumpling 

A form of foreplay in which a female places her mouth around a man's clothed genitals and blows hot air. The result is a steamed dumpling.
Ian went crazy when he got his first steamed dumpling.

It's freezing in here; can you give me a steamed dumpling?

I got my dumpling steamed!

Steamed muffin 

The act of undressing a person and then having sex until your all steamy
Man 1: "Hey guess what i did to my girl yestarday!"
Man 2: "What? :P"
Man 1: "GAVE HER A STEAMED MUFFIN"
Man 2: "NEAT!"
Steamed muffin by -DeViOuS- October 30, 2010
"I'm steamed"
Steamed by Ililililil February 9, 2015

Steamed Raspberry 

When a girl gives a man a cleveland steamer so hard she gets pink sock. After this the guy proceeds to eat out the pink sock.
Guy 1: I gave a girl a Steamed Raspberry last night.
Guy 2: That's legendary Bro
Guy 1: It was kinda kinky

Cleveland Steamer Pink Sock
Steamed Raspberry by NippleMan69 January 22, 2016
When something happens and your real fucking mad and ready to throw hands.
"My nigga i'm fucking steamed I can't believe that headass did this"
Steamed by FuckWithKilistina November 20, 2016