skemmed

When I stole hard-x--cores moneys

Ascended shouted SKEMMED!!!@!@ As he accepted the trade for moneys.

skemmed by Ascended August 23, 2006

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Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.

The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.

ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!

PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!

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A form of foreplay in which a female places her mouth around a man's clothed genitals and blows hot air. The result is a steamed dumpling.

Ian went crazy when he got his first steamed dumpling.

It's freezing in here; can you give me a steamed dumpling?

I got my dumpling steamed!

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The act of undressing a person and then having sex until your all steamy

Man 1: "Hey guess what i did to my girl yestarday!"
Man 2: "What? :P"
Man 1: "GAVE HER A STEAMED MUFFIN"
Man 2: "NEAT!"

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"I'm steamed"

Steamed by Ililililil February 9, 2015

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When a girl gives a man a cleveland steamer so hard she gets pink sock. After this the guy proceeds to eat out the pink sock.

Guy 1: I gave a girl a Steamed Raspberry last night.
Guy 2: That's legendary Bro
Guy 1: It was kinda kinky

Cleveland Steamer Pink Sock

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When something happens and your real fucking mad and ready to throw hands.

"My nigga i'm fucking steamed I can't believe that headass did this"