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the best friend you could ever have good at sports loyal perfect in everyway strong brave and likes to be on her phone alot
daffie by kk-paul101 June 5, 2018

douche duffel 

the big poppa douche; a douche duffel is a person who is the biggest possible douche. douche duffels are people who are not only behemoth in stature, but also behemoth in thier degree of doucheness.
oh my god man, that guy was such a douche duffel i couldn't help but stop and stare, but then i had to book it at the last minute so his wide load didn't own my ass
douche duffel by Bean6969 March 13, 2008

fluffle duffle 

Nonsensical word used to contribute to a conversation when there is nothing left to say.
Alex: that burger was tasty

Sarah: nice! Maybe I'll order that next time

Alex: yeah you should get it with cheese

David: ... cheesy weazy lemon squeezy

Sarah: oh David and his fluffle duffle

duffle bag 

the act of warming ones nuts (i.e. in the shower) to a point that they sag as low as they can possibly go and then placing them on someone's face so that they go from ear to ear.
That guys nuts were so huge, I tried to tea bag him and he duffle bagged me instead.
duffle bag by Mayonaisse Man December 19, 2011

Dufflebag 

The act of shitting in a tube sock, and then proceeding to mercilessly beat someone in the face with it.
Greg pisses Johnny off by hitting on his sister, so Johnny dufflebagged the crap out of him.
Dufflebag by Tiso November 1, 2006

Im Duffed Out 

Im Hella faded right now i dont know how im going to make it home tonight. i dont even know where the fuck i parked at. I'm Duffed Out
You tryna get Drunk today im Duffed Out.