Aspen shavings 

Cedar and Pine shavings are bad for small mammals. Aspen shavings are safe as litter for small mammals.

To remember the ASPEN shavings are the GOOD ones for your animals PEN, just think ASS-PEN. PINE and CEDAR are for COFFINS.

Aspen shavings by Vet Man December 10, 2006

Aspen Loeffler

Annoying Hoe who uses Jack Avery for the money and not the fame. She’s not Insta Famous, she’s and Insta Slut.

A psycho bitch who is the daughter of David Loeffler, who is the manager of the perfectly perfect band called Why Dont We. She uses Jack Avery to earn fame so she can be popular.

Friend: Have you heard of the Instagram star Aspen Loeffler?
Me: no but I’ve heard of the Instagram Slut Asspain Hoe-Double F-Loser

Aspen Loeffler by HeyBitches2018 July 9, 2018

Aspen Loeffler

A bitch who is thirsty for attention.
Daughter of the Why Don't We boys' manager who is a hoe.

"Is that Aspen Loeffler? "

"Oh you mean Asspain Loafbread? "

Aspen Loeffler by oreolimelight May 18, 2018

Aspen Fat Unit

When guys tripping in Aspen, your friend/vacation roommate decided the path of least resistance to ass is to bed the Vietnamese potbellied pig whose circumference exceeds her height. You wake up to her ass in your face as she searches for her shoes winded. You label her/them/it one (1.0) Aspen Fat Unit (AFU). This forever becomes the standard of measure for all going forward actual or possible fat hookups.

Hey Derek, she’s about 0.76 Aspen Fat Units. You go get her while I call the hotel for mattress reinforcements. Don’t you dare try and tag me in, and remember the safe word: orcalovin

Aspen Fat Unit by Aspenburger September 1, 2021

Aspen Loeffler

Aspen is the most amazing and sweet human being, she is NOT using her dad or the Why Dont We boys for fame she’s just trying to live her best life. There’s this thing called rumors that people follow and half of the time they aren’t true so stop being mean and rude to her

“Do you know Aspen Loeffler?”
“Yeah she’s so beautiful and sweet”

Aspen Loeffler by Aspen Loeffler October 10, 2018

aspen loaffler 

Gold digger who hangs out with why don’t we for fame. Clumsy, idiot. Fame crazy. Likes jack Avery but won’t admit it

Did U see aspen loaffler

aspen loaffler by Samanthaxxx October 4, 2017

Aspen cute 

Desribing a girl of average or below looks who, when in Aspen, CO, is suddenly much more attractive due to the low women to men ratio.

"Yeah, she's Aspen cute. I'd hit that."

Aspen cute by Eden19 March 13, 2009