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All-American Eagle Rejects 

Clothes from American Eagle that you don't buy because they don't fit or you don't like them. Based off of the band, "The All-American Rejects"
Vicky- So did you buy that green sweater?

Sandy- No, it ended up being an All-American Eagle Reject.

Stacy- Those clothes are All-American Eagle Rejects, can you go put them back?

Leah- Sure thing.
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The American Eagle

When a man and his girlfriend buy a pound of butter and butter up the floor. Then they strip and the girl lies down spread out like an eagle, while the guy takes a running start and slides into her. Often, bacon grease is substituted with butter to make it more "american".
Billy: Dude, I gave Trixy The American Eagle last night!

Bob: Did you miss like last time? I'd hate to be the doctor that has to straighten your dick every time you do this.

Billy: Hell no! It was great! I even ate the butter after we were done!

The American Eagle

When a girl passes out drunk, and you shave off all the hair on her head (this may be tougher on girls with facial hair) and jizz all over her bald head, Like a bald eagle, Madjestic in every way.
Me and Larry gave a girl The American eagle at D-mans party and ruined her life! It took her months to grow all that hair back!
The American Eagle by Philopean September 11, 2006

American Eagles 

"Damn, we just got fucked by the American Eagles"

"Wow," the American Eagles are fucking good!
American Eagles by AE AIRBORNE! December 19, 2004

America Eagle Burger Institute 

VERY REPUTABLE researchers who can TELL which countries have FREEDOM and which have TOTALITARIANISM
you think your country is democratic? wrong, it's a totalitarian dictatorship. look up america eagle burger institute.

americaneagle

The cheaper abercrombie with all the same quality.
I could have spent 60 bucks on a sweatshirt at abercrombie, but instead I went to americaneagle and got the same thing for 20 bucks.
americaneagle by Adam I. September 15, 2008